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HELLO MARY LOU: PROM NIGHT 2 (1987) FOUR BOW TIES

May 11, 2016 by theipc

The other day I had to take the dogs to the vet and, in true vet fashion, they were playing the oldies on the PA and, while I was sitting there minding my own business, that old Ricky Nelson song “Hello Mary Lou” came on which reminded me of my childhood and subsequently, this movie, which reminded me of this old post, which also reminded me of boobs. I remember totally loving this movie and I want to watch it […]

Categories: 80s, Excitement, Four Top Hats, Movie Reviews, Population Sample, Slasher • Tags: Beth Gondek, Beverley Hendry, Big Hair and Bushy Eyebrows, Bloody Fun and I Mean That, Boobs, Bruce Pittman, Butts, Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night 2 Movie Review, Judy Mahbey, Lisa Schrage, Louis Ferreira, Michael Ironside, Prom Night Franchise, Prom Night Sequel, Terri Hawkes, Wendy Lyon

HALF ASS REVIEWS: EXTRATERRESTRIAL AND AREA 51

June 29, 2015 by theipc

EXTRATERRESTRIAL (2014)I don’t know much about the Vicious Brothers but I think they did a different found footage movie about creatures in an Insane Asylum… Grave Encounters maybe? It looked like shit – if that’s the movie – and I think there’s even a sequel. Was it really good enough to get your name over the title?? HMMMM … Well – this movie looked good and was actually pretty good looking but kind of lame. Kind of like me but […]

Categories: 2015, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, Found Footage, Half Ass Reviews, HUH???, I'm Stupid, Movie Reviews, No Boobs, Nothing, Sci - Fi, Three Top Hats, Thriller • Tags: 1st law of intergalactic travel, Aliens, aliens suits, Anja Savcic, area 51, Area 51 2015 or earlier, Brittany Allen, bubbly shit, butt probing, cara is a hooker, cool ending, Darrin Bragg, desert, douchebags, douchies, Dumb, Emily Perkins, extraterrestrial movie 2014, faied propositions, Found Footage, Freddie Stroma, Glenn Campbell, i've never watched a porn, it loves, it probes, Jelena Nik, Jennefer Ludwigsen, Jesse Moss, KIND OF STUPID, Michael Ironside, michael ironside porn, my cat is bossy, nevada, Nikka Far, not believable, oren peli, probed, quiet quiet, Reid Warner, Sandra Staggs, scanners movie, smoking weed, spaceships, Suze Lanier-Bramlett, the vicious brothers, thermo suits, ummmmmm......., underground aliens, xoxoxoxo

80s Encore with The IPC & TMI: Our Egos are Writing Checks Our Bodies Can’t Cash for Top Gun: Part 1

April 30, 2015 by David

Our story goes . . . one particularly uneventful Saturday evening, on a particularly starry night, in the early weeks of 1981, two boys, having never met, watch the same episode of BBC’s The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Hours later, they both dream the same dream of being Arthur Dent (and totally making it with Trillian) when Zaphod Beeblebrox initiates the Heart of Gold’s Infinite Improbability Drive. When they awoke, their fears that the dream was real are found […]

Categories: 2015, 80s, 80s Encore, Action, HUH???, No Boobs, Nothing, Two Top Hats • Tags: 80s encore, Adrian Pasdar, Anthony Edwards, arguing, Bernie Casey, bob hopse, Bruce Davison, Chevy Chase, Comedy, convertibles, Dan Aykroyd, dickfor, diet pepsi, doctor doctor doctor doctor, Donna Dixon, donna dixon was HOT, eric and dave do the 80s, fighter pilots, Frank Oz, Goose, grenades, harold faltermeyer, hup hup hup hup hup hup, John Landis, Kelly McGillis, LAME!!!, lesbians, light sex, Meg Ryan, Michael Ironside, motorbikes, No Boobs, nukes, obnoxious and loud, RUSSIANS, russians again, Silly, spies like us movie, Steve Forrest, that moment in, TIM ROBBINS, TOM CRUISE, Tom Skerritt, Tony Scott, top gun movie, VAL KILMER, Vanessa Angel, vanessa angel in her underwear

THERE’S CORN IN MY POOP!! (or) THE ENTIRE CHILDREN OF THE CORN FRANCHISE IN ONE PLACE

November 4, 2013 by theipc

CHILDREN OF THE CORN (1984) NOT THAT GOOD I remember, when I was a kid, reading a Fangoria magazine and they had a big article in that issue about this movie with a still from the set of some kids holding down a grown man, running his arm through an automated meat slicer and I thought “NO THANKS!!” because that type of shit scared me back then. So, I never watched this (or read the book) until the other week […]

REEKER (2005) THREE TOP HATS

June 11, 2013 by theipc

HA HA HA – Reeker! I watched this a couple of months ago and then forgot about it once SHITFEST fired up, so if some of my details are iffy, please forgive me. The inspiration to revisit this? This post right here. I remember I saw Reeker a long time ago, whenever it first came to DVD and I gave it a watch – and someone may or may not have been under the influence of some, uh, er, um, […]

Categories: Movie Reviews, Three Top Hats • Tags: Arielle Kebbel, Carole Ruggier, DEATH, Derek Richardson, Devon Gummersall, Drugs, Eric Mabius, Marcia Strassman, Michael Ironside, Reeker Movie Review, Slight Boobs, Tina Illman

VISITING HOURS (1982) THREE FARTS

March 20, 2013 by theipc

Farts, eh….. -_-…. read on! Well…….. here’s another one I missed during my childhood – and that rather surprises me since it has The Shat in it! Not that The Shat is The Shit or anything (I was always a Spock guy) but I used to try and catch things with people from Trek and Star Wars because I was a kid and didn’t think anyone would be in anything else. Stupid kid!! I don’t feel like I really missed […]

Categories: 80s, Movie Reviews, Slasher • Tags: 80s, Hot Nurse : ), Kind of Bloody, Kind of Boring, Lee Grant, Lenore Zann, Linda Purl, Michael Ironside, Not So Excellent, Slasher, The Shat, William Shatner

THE MACHINIST (2004) THREE TOP HATS

December 29, 2011 by theipc

Before Christian Bale went on to become a big movie star and, of course, Batman, he had been in a bunch of movies but nothing really stood out except for American Psycho, the cool Reign of Fire and the creepy The Machinist. If you’re not familiar with this, Bale dropped about 100 pounds (I guess) to become a super thin insomniac who seems to be going insane due to his lack of sleep – or is there something buried in […]

Categories: Movie Reviews, Three Top Hats, Thriller • Tags: Christian Bale, Insomnia, Isaacs Picture Conclusions, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Michael Ironside, The Machinist Movie Review