Tag: Movie Review

WILDERNESS SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS (2004) THREE TOP HATS

June 13, 2016 by theipc

I can’t get any writing accomplished – here’s an OLD one from the early days of my blog, lumps and all… I would suspect that most people would watch this and think this was a boring movie about three dopey girls and a lame home invasion. I contend that this is actually pretty good, well acted and, while not that exciting, a nice little independent thriller with a cast of four that wasn’t a bad 80 minute filler to pass […]

Categories: Movie Reviews, Three Top Hats • Tags: Ali Humiston, Eli B. Despres, Four Person Cast, Hostages, Independent, Isaacs Arcanum, James Morrison, Jeanette Brox, Kim Roberts, Megan Henning, Movie Review, Movie Reviews, Pretty Good, Wilderness Survival For Girls

VALHALLA RISING (2009) THREE TOP HATS

January 6, 2016 by theipc

I recently watched this the other day for the first time since I originally posted this in August of 2011. I still agree with what I wrote here and even after 4 and 1/2 years I still don’t get it. Since only two people have ever looked at this, I thought I’d re-post it. This was before I even started putting pictures up in here! And look how few tags I used…! I have been struggling with how to even […]

Categories: Movie Reviews, Three Top Hats • Tags: Movie Review, Odin, One Eye, Valhalla Rising

THE DOUBLE FEATURE: THE CRIMSON RIVERS TWOSOME

September 10, 2015 by theipc

(I haven’t done one of these in so long I forgot I used to do them so I figured – why not now – while I’m having trouble doing regular writing) I wrote about The Crimson Rivers a while back and just got to the sequel so, in order to keep these things properly grouped, here it is again (in case you missed it) and Angels of the Apocalypse below. Writing that made me think that the last two movies […]

Categories: 2015, Action, Boobs, Double Feature, Four Top Hats, Thriller, Very Gory • Tags: Angels of the Apocalypse, Benoit Magimel, Bloody, booba, Camille Natta, French Movie, Horror Movie, Jean Reno, Movie Review, Nadia Fares, Nazis, The Crimson Rivers, The Professional, Vincent Cassel

THE RESIDENT (2011) TWO TOP HATS

September 2, 2015 by theipc

Here’s an oldie that no one but Lem has ever looked at : ) After trolling around the 70’s and 80’s in the Netflix queue (there’s not much else), I found something more modern, the dud that is “The Resident”. I do remember this being advertised and then released but I don’t remember hearing about this breaking any box office records, and now I see why. Boring from start to finish, this really did nothing for me the entire time except […]

Categories: 2015, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, Movie Reviews, No Boobs, Nothing, Thriller, Two Top Hats • Tags: Bathtubs, boooooooooooooring, Boresville, Christopher Lee, Hillary Swank, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Movie Review, No Boobs, racing stripe, the old switcheroo, The Resident Movie

SHITFEST 2015 ~ SUMMER: LUKE

July 10, 2015 by lukebbtt

Shitfest has been pretty awesome so far. Vinnieh has given us a ‘perhaps too insightful’ look at the life of male strippers, I now know to stay away from Leprechaun as if my life depended on it (Jennifer Aniston is just the bait – IT’S NOT WORTH IT!), and Unfriended still has me in stitches right now. But it’s time to ramp things up. Enter the devilishly handsome Oracle of Film (a.k.a me), reigning champion and tree-lover. For my Shitfest […]

Categories: 2015, Action, Boobs, Death and Destruction, Excitement, Five Top Hats, Found Footage, I LOVED IT, JIZZ, SATAN!, SHITFEST 2015: SUMMER, Slasher, Thriller, Very Gory, WHOSE BOOBS??? • Tags: B D Wong, bikes, Bikinis, Boobs, Bryce Dallas Howard, Butts, CATS, Chris Pratt, Colin Trevorrow, Dinosaurs, film, Irrfan Khan, Jurassic World, Jurassic World 2, Jurassic World Sequel, Kasabian, Luke Abbott's Balls, Movie Review, Movie Reviews, Movies, Nick Robinson, old balls, Omar Sy, Review, reviews, Roar, Sex, Ty Simpkins, Velociraptor, Vincent D'Onofrio

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EXORCISMUS (2010) FOUR TOP HATS

May 21, 2015 by theipc

Tuesday’s post got me thinking about this old post (HAHA THIS old thing???) that no one has ever read so I thought I’d repost it again and see if anyone liked it : ) Look how different things are today… Look at all of those quotation marks… Well – this has to be the best “exorcism” movie I have seen – but – to be honest, I haven’t seen very many of them. One of my favorite movies is “Exorcist III” but […]

Categories: Four Top Hats, Movie Reviews • Tags: Del Toro Exorcismus, Doug Bradley, Exorcism Movie, Exorcismus Movie, Hellraiser, Horror Movie, Movie Review

SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER ~ YELLOWBRICKROAD (2010)

July 24, 2014 by theipc

BY: FILMNERDBLOG Yellowbrickroad I’m talking about Yellowbrickroad all-one-word. The turgid 2010 horror film, not the 2005 documentary Yellow Brick Road, about a group of disabled actors staging a performance of The Wizard of Oz, which actually sounds quite interesting. Seeing as this is Shitfest, I’ve no need to worry that I’m giving anything away by saying right at the start that this is truly, unequivocally and without any remote, miniscule, wavering shadow of a doubt, one of the worst films […]

Categories: FUCKING TERRIBLE, Ghosts, HUH???, No Boobs, Nothing, SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER • Tags: Anessa Ramsey, Cassidy Freeman, FILMNERDBLOG RULES, Friar New Hampshire, Horror Movie, Isaacs Picture Conclusions, Laura Heisler, Lee Wilkof |, Movie Review, No Boobs, Not Very Exciting, Pretty Stupid, SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER, Tara Giordano, Yellowbrickroad

NOWHERESVILLE (2011) ONE TOP HAT

June 20, 2014 by theipc

(another one from the crypt – hopefully we can get back to boobs and blood next week!!) I guess this is one of those movies that gets the one top hat rating but doesn’t go to the Most Unclean list. I guess someone might like this, but I sure didn’t. I realize that it is difficult to make a decent movie where everything takes place in one or two rooms (like this one) but this has to be one of […]

Categories: Movie Reviews, One Top Hat • Tags: Boresville, Movie Review, Nowheresville Movie Review, Sharina Martin; Isaacs Picture Conclusions

THE TOOLBOX MURDERS (1977) FOUR TOP HATS

March 19, 2014 by theipc

I’m REALLY behind on my movie writin’ (and I’m very sleepy) (and I’ve been toiling away, working on something veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery special for Monday), and since someone responded to a questionnaire indicating they wouldn’t like it if I didn’t post something on Wednesday, here’s one from the archives that only one person has ever looked at. This is also one of my very first (and favorite) posts (LOL look at those tags!!) so don’t laugh AT me. Since only one person […]

Categories: 70s, Boobs, Four Top Hats, Grindhouse, Movie Reviews • Tags: Movie Review, The Toolbox Murders (1977)

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