by theipc
Unsatisfying.
Categories: 2017, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, Drama, No Boobs, Nothing, Two Top Hats • Tags: Bloody, boring as fuck, decapitation, Emma Roberts, James Remar, Kiernan Shipka, Lauren Holly, long and sucky, lucy boynton, Murder!!, No Boobs, piano solo, satan i think, Snow, the blackcoat's daughter, Veronica Cormier
by theipc
Hello! For any of you still out there, you know that this site was developed to talk shit about shit movies – with shitty writing – but, as the site grew, we occasionally found something good to slap out here. I haven’t had the time – or been compelled – to write much lately but i have watched some good things over the last month. Train to Busan was FUCKING GREAT! Logan was pretty excellent. I thought Hollow Point was […]
Categories: 2017, Death and Destruction, Devil Week, Excitement, Four Top Hats, I LOVED IT, No Boobs, SATAN! • Tags: Ethan Embry, gibson flying v guitar, Haunted House, Jamie Tisdale, Kiara Glasco, metallica, Murder!!, Mylinda Royer, No Boobs, Pruitt Taylor Vince, Satan!!, Sean Byrne, Serial Killer, Shiri Appleby, station wagons, The Devil!!, the devil's candy, the loved ones
by theipc
Hello! Welcome to another installment of the rarely used IPC space! Like my last post a month ago, today I’ll visit another 80s horror i had never heard of until the other day which, like that previous post, this movie also suffers from some lameness but at least it doesn’t have that ugly bald guy from The Hills Have Eyes and not one gets a fucking spider in their mouth. Although… well, let’s get to that later. So, what the […]
Categories: 2017, 80s, Boobs, Drive - In, Grindhouse, Slasher, Three Top Hats • Tags: Bill Hitchcock, Buddy Cooper, chopping off heads, Connie Rogers, fall break, fish hook, Frances Raines, Matt Mitler, Murder!!, one set of boobs, Ruth Martinez, Slasher, terrible theme, the mutilator movie
by theipc
Well…. hello there! The other day I watched a movie while I was not on an airplane and decided to break my silence and talk about it. My silence is caused by an unrelenting and unbelievable stress of work… I’ve never worked this hard in my life – CRY CRY CRY – anyway, I am going to position this post in the way that this movie positions itself – meaning, the dialogue will be screwy but we’re dusting off the […]
Categories: 2016, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, HUH???, No Boobs, Three Top Hats • Tags: Bob Balaban, Erin Boyes, Ghosts, hair combing, Haunted House, i am the pretty thing that lives in the house, long, lucy boynton, Murder!!, netflix, No Boobs, Paula Prentiss, rotary phones, ruth wilson, upside down chair on a wall
by theipc
Given the course of human events, this movie should be something I absolutely love. Bad acting, topless chicks, loads of blood, bottomless chicks, bad acting and a lot of spanking. I feel that I tolerate a lot, as I bear witness on this page, and I can deal with the bad shit, but this movie…. was just really, really, really….. not good. I mean, if we look at those Slumber Party Massacre movies I referenced above, the acting and production […]
Categories: 2016, 80s, Boobs, Drive - In, Two Top Hats • Tags: #tacos, Amy Morris, Andrea Alfonso, beaver, Bianca Allaine, Bikinis, boobs blood and body counts, Brandon Smith, cheerleaders, Christine Bell, cowboy boots, die die delta pie, dildos, I Loved It, Julin, Katy Rowe, Keisha Burchard, Kerry Beyer, Kristin Avery, Krystal Pixie Adams, LEGS, Lexi Balestrieri, masks, Megan Moser, Moonlight Canoeing, Murder!!, Not Very Good, Olivia Blake, Roxy Vandiver, slashers, sororities, Spirit Camp (2009), stabbing, Tanya Christiansen, tits and ass, Used Rubbers, Weed
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Earlier this morning I thought of the lame title for this post and then had to work and debated about whether or not to even try and write about it but then, with numbers on my mind (considering the title) my last three posts (as of the time of this sitting) all had “number of comments” at Prime Numbers – 19, 37, 53 – so I figured I might as well go after it. Those numbers might change by the time […]
Categories: 2016, Four Top Hats, I'm Sorry, No Boobs, Western • Tags: a guy from weeds, bad coffee, Blow Jobs, broken doors, Bruce Dern, Channing Tatum, civil war, close the fucking door!!, dingus, Jennifer Jason Leigh, kurt russel, Michael Madsen, Murder!!, No Boobs, old socks, old west, poison, Quentin Tarantino, Samuel L Jackson, snow and blood, stagecoaches, the fucking weinsteins, the hateful eight, tim roth, Walton Goggins, Zoe Bell
by theipc
Here it is – the only thing I’ve ever been consistent with – here’s the 5th annual posting of this little beauty which was my first post ever to get noticed by anyone. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!! This is year two three four (five)) for this post and this one is kind of special to me.This movie is not very good but this was the first post of mine to ever get tweeted and facebooked and be – I don’t know – it kind of […]
Categories: 80s, Boobs, Drive - In, Holidays, Slasher, Two Top Hats • Tags: Anita Crane, batshit, Boobs, crazy fucker, Grant Cramer, Jeannie Anderson, Kip Niven, Louisa Moritz, lunacy, Murder!!, New Year's Evil 1980 Movie Review, Roz Kelly, Slasher, Taaffe O'Connell, Teri Copley
by theipc
A long time ago I put a widget on my sidebar reminding myself of shit that I watched but still needed to write about. It was mainly for my own good but then I got notice that I was losing my job and my creativity and desire to do some good writin’ kind of petered out so I just sat around watching TV until my last day and then I’ve sat around watching TV ever since the end of August. […]
Categories: 2015, Boobs, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, Found Footage, Ghosts, HUH???, I'm Stupid, JIZZ, Movie Reviews, No Boobs, Nothing, THEY CAME FROM THE BOX!!!, Three Top Hats, Thriller, Two Top Hats • Tags: 2008, Alberta Watson, Alessa Aichinger, anna kendrick, Anne Bancroft, Anne Parillaud, Artsy Fartsy, artsy nudity, Audria Ayers, babies, bangkok, bathroom sex, Ben Wiggins, blowjobs, Boobs, Bosoms, bowling alleys, brian johnson is a horny frenchman, bridget fonda, bridget fonda getting humped, broken side of time, burning alive, cam2cam, Cecelia Elizabeth Cecelia Elizabeth, Clifton Collins Jr., corsets, crazy people, creep 2014, creep 2015, daisy dukes, dance number, David Thewlis, David Thewlis pounded in the butt, DEATH, Decollatage, Dermot Mulrone, doesn't make much sense, Don Francks, Drugs, Ella Smith, england, Eugene Robert Glazer, Found Footage, Frankie Ingrassia, Frenchmen, Gabriel Byrne, Gemma Arterton, gemma arterton boobs, Gemma Arterton has nice cans, gemma arterton is a babe, gemma arterton's ass, Geoffrey Lewis, Harvey Keitel, horny frenchmen, hugging, Jacki Weaver, Jade Tailor, Jason Clarke, jessica maz, Jessica Mazo, Jim Sturgess, Kate Beckinsale, Kate Beckinsale's boobs, Kate Beckinsale's tits, la femme nikita, Lake Bell, lake bell can lake my bell any time, lake bell is hot, lake bell's boobs, Laura Chéron, LEGS, Leon, Lorraine Toussaint, Lynn Mancinelli, Marc Duret, mental institute, mental ward, Michael Pink as Jesus, Michael Rapaport, Miguel Ferrer, Mister Whiskers, Murder!!, No Boobs, NUDITY, Olivia d'Abo, Olivia Whelan, Patrick Fontana, Peta Wilson, photography, psychosis, RYAN REYNOLDS, Sarah Bonrepaux, sexy photos, SHITFEST!!, shoot em up, short hairdos, slinky dresses, Stéphane Fey, stonehearst asylum, stupid wolf mask, Table Nine Mutant, talking cats, Talking Dogs, Tammin Sursok, thailand, the point of no return, The Professional, the voices 2014, This Movie Sucked, tits, Tiziana Guarini, under still waters, voyeur, webcam, Wine
by theipc
One day I was sitting around, minding my own business, trying not to bother anyone and get yelled at, when my good friend and dear fn Laura made a post about this movie. At first I was intrigued by her use of the word “pootling” but then I read further and this sounded like something I’d like. So, what did I do? I rented the mother fucker and totally loved it. The opening is actually quite good looking and the […]
Categories: 2015, Action, Death and Destruction, Four Top Hats, I LOVED IT, No Boobs, SATAN!, Very Gory • Tags: Bryan Larkin, car sex, davos, Douglas Russell, face to the foot cleaner, gay sex, great music, Hanna Stanbridge, head in the freezer, let us prey movie, Liam Cunningham, lucifer, Murder!!, Niall Greig Fulton, No Boobs, Pollyanna McIntosh, prison cells, Satan!!, smoking and drinking, The Woman, very bad men, Very Good
