Today, young JB and I return to the abyss and bear witness to the atrocity that is a newish movie in the Amityville franchise. Do you remember that time you and your buddy went to that bar and spent all of your money and then had to go clean up some guy’s beer-puke for a free pitcher of beer?? Is this worse than that? Click the sorry looking pic below to find out!
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