MAGGIE (2015) In the Mopey, Pouty Zombie Movie called Maggie, Big Schwarzie actually does some acting while he watches Little Miss Sunshine pole dance her way into everyone’s hearts as she turns into a fucking shit eating zombie. “Push tha buuuuuuuuuuuuus!!!” yells Big Schwarzie as they try and pop-start their mini-van while she lops off her finger. “It’s nawt a tuuuuuuuuuuuma!!” he screams at the local cops who want to kill that which he has produced from his genitals. “I’ll neva […]

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