HALF ASS REVIEWS: MELANCHOLIA AND MAGNOLIA
by theipc
*NSFW!!!* MELANCHOLIA (2011) I wrote about this a long time ago before anyone read my shit and then reposted it once when I had writer’s block – you could read that in depth and very important piece HERE if you liked, otherwise we’ll use it as a companion to the Tom Cruise movie below. Oh – and we’ll use this space today to showcase something very amazing in the GIF below this one. Kirsten Dunst plays a depressed bride to […]
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