*NSFW* Guy Ritchie can sure make a good movie. When you think of his movies (except for that Castaway thing I’ve never seen) you can just imagine a whiteboard with fifty different sticky notes on it and dozens of arrows connecting them with everything coming together at some point. Normally I can “get” his movies but, in this one, everyone had such thick dialects, I barely knew what was going on half of the time. It’s well made, but  it […]

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