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JB AND THE CHOP DO: SAW VI

September 9, 2016 by theipc

Saw 6… does that poster look like he’s throwing up or what? That’s about how I felt by the time this movie was over…. UGH. Oh wait! Maybe we loved it… head over to JB’s place by clicking that FREE link in the poster above!

Categories: 2016, JB & THE CHOP, No Boobs, Three Top Hats, Very Gory • Tags: Alexandra Bokyun Chun, Bear Trap, Beverley Mitchell, Cary Elwes, danny glover, Dina Meyer, Donnie Wahlberg, Emmanuelle Vaugier, filthy bathroom, Franky G, Gross, gruesome, James Wan, JB AND THE CHOP, Leigh Whannell, Leigh Whannell is a terrible actor, Makenzie Vega, marky mark's brother, Michael Emerson, monica potter, nerve gas, No Boobs, no tits, not plausible, not super good, Population Sample, same old shit, saw 4 movie, saw franchise, saw movie 2004, serial killers, severed foot, Shawnee Smith, this needs some boobs, Zep

JB AND THE CHOP DO: SAW V

September 2, 2016 by theipc

We’re back for another installment of this shitty franchise! WOO HOO! Did we like it!! Or did I want to tear my face apart like the guy below??? Click the poster to find out!!

JB AND THE CHOP DO: SAW IV

August 26, 2016 by theipc

I’m running behind for this post so it will be quick! Click the poster above to see what we thought about this thing!

JB AND THE CHOP DO: SAW III

August 19, 2016 by theipc

We return! Saw 3! Was it wonderful? Was it magic-making? Did it make us want to climb the nearest skyscraper and shout its praises to the entire world??? Or was it a piece of shit??? You’ll never know unless you click the poster above!

Categories: 2016, JB & THE CHOP, No Boobs, Three Top Hats, Very Gory • Tags: Alexandra Bokyun Chun, Angus Macfadyen, Bahar Soomekh, Bear Trap, Beverley Mitchell, Cary Elwes, danny glover, Debra McCabe, Dina Meyer, Donnie Wahlberg, Emmanuelle Vaugier, filthy bathroom, Finally some boobs!!, Franky G, Gross, James Wan, JB AND THE CHOP, Leigh Whannell, Leigh Whannell is a terrible actor, Makenzie Vega, marky mark's brother, Michael Emerson, monica potter, nerve gas, No Boobs, not plausible, not super good, Population Sample, saw 2 2005, saw 3 2006, saw franchise, saw movie 2004, serial killers, severed foot, Shawnee Smith, this needs some boobs, Zep

JB AND THE CHOP DO: SAW II

August 12, 2016 by theipc

Today we bring you valuable insight into the first sequel in this franchise. We are all about quality in our methods and procedures (M & P) so be prepared for a very customer friendly exercise regarding a feature where people get brutally murdered. Bring your popcorn, your lube and we’ll have a great time! Click the poster above!

Categories: 2016, JB & THE CHOP, No Boobs, Three Top Hats, Very Gory • Tags: Alexandra Bokyun Chun, Bear Trap, Beverley Mitchell, Cary Elwes, danny glover, Dina Meyer, Donnie Wahlberg, Emmanuelle Vaugier, filthy bathroom, Franky G, Gross, James Wan, JB AND THE CHOP, Leigh Whannell, Leigh Whannell is a terrible actor, Makenzie Vega, marky mark's brother, Michael Emerson, monica potter, nerve gas, No Boobs, not plausible, not super good, Population Sample, saw franchise, saw movie 2004, serial killers, severed foot, Shawnee Smith, this needs some boobs, Zep

JB AND THE CHOP DO: SAW

August 5, 2016 by theipc

That’s right, Most Beloveds ————–> WE’RE BACK! We had to take a break after tackling that miserable Amityville horror franchise (although – even if JB won’t admit it – we did have some fun) (and, truthfully, the break was my fault since I started my new job and rarely have time to do shit) but, like the legendary Phoenix, we rise again, burning bright, blinding you and burning your skin! Soaring into the heavens we will regale you with tales […]

Categories: 2016, JB & THE CHOP, No Boobs, Three Top Hats, Very Gory • Tags: Alexandra Bokyun Chun, Cary Elwes, danny glover, Dina Meyer, filthy bathroom, Gross, James Wan, JB AND THE CHOP, Leigh Whannell, Leigh Whannell is a terrible actor, Makenzie Vega, Michael Emerson, monica potter, No Boobs, not plausible, not super good, Population Sample, saw franchise, saw movie 2004, serial killers, severed foot, Shawnee Smith, Zep

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 6: THE GHOST DIMENSION (2015) TWO – _ – EMOTICONS

November 16, 2015 by theipc

Before you judge me for paying hard earned duckets to go see this stupid thing, please realize that: the house cleaners were coming this day and it’s VERY awkward to be hanging around watching people screaming and being torn to bits while 1) a couple of elderly Hispanic women vacuum my stairs and 2) I don’t particularly care for James Bond movies and 3) I’m somewhat fond of this franchise. I went and saw Numero Uno in the theater and […]

Categories: 2015, Found Footage, Ghosts, HUH???, No Boobs, Population Sample, Two Top Hats • Tags: bill sienkiewicz, Brit Shaw, Chloe Csengery, Chris J. Murray, Demons, foundfootage, Ghosts, grainy VHS, Ivy George, No Boobs, not that good, Olivia Taylor Dudley, Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension (2015), Population Sample, satan and his pals, someone was sitting in my spot, yawn

WHAT THE HELL??? THE REST OF THE HELLRAISER MOVIES

December 4, 2013 by theipc

HELLRAISER 4: BLOODLINE 1996 Pinhead goes to space and Adam Scott looks like a woman. This one wasn’t very good and it’s main focus was presenting us with how THE BOX was made and the lineage of the dude who made it. You’ll live if you give this one a pass. HELLRAISER 5: INFERNO 2000 This one’s not too bad but you’ll have to deal with Craig Sheffer for an hour and a half. The Cenobites aren’t really in this […]

Categories: 2013, Boobs, Cenobites, Found Footage, FUCKING TERRIBLE, Half Ass Reviews, HUH???, I'm Stupid, Movie Reviews, Nothing, One Top Hat, Population Sample, Two Top Hats, WHY??? • Tags: Adam Scott, Anna Tolputt, Ashley Laurence, Boobs, Catalina Alexandru, Charlotte Chatton, Christopher Jacot, Craig Sheffer, Dean Winters, Devon Sorvari, Doug Bradley, Fred Tatasciore, Georgina Rylance, HELLRAISER 4: BLOODLINE 1996, HELLRAISER 5: INFERNO 2000, HELLRAISER 6: HELLSEEKER 2002, HELLRAISER 7: DEADER 2005, HELLRAISER 8: HELLWORLD 2005, HELLRAISER 9: REVELATIONS 2011, Henry Cavill, James Remar, Jody Thompson, Kaaren de Zilva, Kari Wuhrer, Kari Wuhrer's Boobs Are Wonderful Things, Katheryn Winnick, Kim Myers, Lance Henriksen, Lindsay Taylor, Nicholas Turturro, Nick Eversman, Noelle Evans, Paul Rhys, Population Sample, Rachel Hayward, Sanny Van Heteren, Sarah-Jane Redmond, Sasha Barrese, Simon Kunz |, some of these movies are fucking terrible, The Hellraiser Franchise, Tracey Fairaway, Valentina Vargas

THERE’S CORN IN MY POOP!! (or) THE ENTIRE CHILDREN OF THE CORN FRANCHISE IN ONE PLACE

November 4, 2013 by theipc

CHILDREN OF THE CORN (1984) NOT THAT GOOD I remember, when I was a kid, reading a Fangoria magazine and they had a big article in that issue about this movie with a still from the set of some kids holding down a grown man, running his arm through an automated meat slicer and I thought “NO THANKS!!” because that type of shit scared me back then. So, I never watched this (or read the book) until the other week […]

THE FINAL DESTINATION FRANCHISE

January 12, 2012 by theipc

Well – I finally got them all finished – and it was good, gory fun. Here are the links, or they are available upstairs at the “F D”. Thanks! Final Destination (1) (the airplane) Final Destination 2 (the highway) Final Destination 3 (the roller coaster) The Final Destination (4) (the race track) Final Destination 5 (the suspension bridge)

Categories: Movie Reviews, Very Gory • Tags: A.J. Cook, Airplane Disaster, Ali Larter, Amanda Crew, Arlen Escarpeta, Bobby Campo, Boobs, David Koechner, Devon Sawa, Ellen Wroe, Emma Bell, Final Destination 1 - 5, Frankie Cheeks, Grim Reaper, Haley Webb, Highway Disaster, Isaacs Picture Conclusions, Jacqueline MacInnes Wood, Kerr Smith, Krista Allen, Kristen Cloke, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Michael Landes, Miles Fisher, Nicholas D'Agosto, Population Sample, Race Track Disaster, Roller Coaster Disaster, Ryan Merriman, Sarah Carter, Seann William Scott, Shantel VanSanten, Suspension Bridge Disaster, Tony Todd