Tag: scary houses

JB AND THE CHOP DO: AMITYVILLE: THE AWAKENING (2017) BETTER THAN A PUNCH IN THE BALLS

December 15, 2017 by theipc

But not by much… click above to head over and see some of this: And a little bit of this: But none of this: And you definitely won’t feel like this:

Categories: 2017, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, FUCKING TERRIBLE, JB & THE CHOP, Nothing, One Top Hat • Tags: a babysitter locked in the closet, a terrible pile of shit, Amityville 3-D, amityville 4: the evil escapes, amityville exorcism, Amityville: A New Generation (1993), amityville: the awakening, Amityville: The Demon, Andrew Douglas, Andrew Prine, asshole father, bella thorne in her underwear, blood dripping walls, Boobs, braces, Brandy Gold, Burt Young, bushy bears, candle wax, Candy Clark, Casey Campbell, Cassandra Gava, cheetos, Chloe Grace Moretz, David Naughton, Dawna Wightman, demon in a well, Demons, Devin Clark, Diane Franklin, don't put you're hand in the fucking garbage disposal idiot, elevators, evil cats, Flies, Fredric Lehne, fuck continuity in its butthole, Fucking Stupid, ghost sex, Gracie Largent, GUNS, hangings, haunted mirrors, Helen Hughes, Helen Shaver, holes to hell, incest, Insane Asylum, Jack Magner, James Brolin, james brolin's nuts, James Carolus, James Olson, Jane Wyatt, Jeff Kirkendall, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Jimmy Bennett, Julia Nickson, Kim Coates, Lala Sloatman, Lin Shaye, lois lane's boobs, lois lane's butt, Lori Loughlin, Margot Kidder, Marie DeLorenzo, Meg Ryan, Melissa George, microfiche, miserable graphics, more blood dripping walls, more flies, MUTANTS, not even in amityville, overalls, patty duke, Philip Baker Hall, Piper Kennedy, possessed lamp, Rachel Nichols, Richard Roundtree, Robert Joy, Robert Rusler, Rod Steiger, ronald reagan, Ross Partridge, Rutanya Alda, RYAN REYNOLDS, Sandor Stern. Patty Duke, Satan and his Buddies, satanic wood, scary houses, shotguns, Side Boob, smoking, squish squish squish, super gramma, terrible 90s hairdos, Terry O'Quinn, Tess Harper, The Amityville Curse (1989), the amityville haunting, The Amityville Horror (1979), The Amityville Horror (2005), the amityville playhouse, the guy from the stepfather, tight underwear, Tony Roberts, turd monster, two sex scenes, uke Barnett, unremarkable, Zoe Trilling

JB AND THE CHOP DO: AMITYVILLE EXORCISM (2017) FOUL AND REPELLENT

February 3, 2017 by theipc

SO… I had to look up new synonyms for horrible for this thing… I found things like: dreadful, awful, terrible, shocking, appalling, horrifying, horrific, horrendous, horrid, hideous, grisly, ghastly, gruesome, gory, harrowing, heinous, vile, unspeakable; nightmarish, macabre, spine-chilling, blood-curdling; loathsome, monstrous, abhorrent, hateful, hellish, execrable, abominable, atrocious, sickening, foul as well as: nasty, horrid, disagreeable, unpleasant, detestable, awful, dreadful, terrible, appalling, frightful, godawful foul, repulsive, repugnant, repellent, ghastly; obnoxious, hateful, odious, hideous, objectionable, insufferable, vile, loathsome, abhorrent; In the end, […]

Categories: 2016, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, FUCKING TERRIBLE, JB & THE CHOP, Nothing, One Top Hat • Tags: a babysitter locked in the closet, a terrible pile of shit, Amityville 3-D, amityville 4: the evil escapes, amityville exorcism, Amityville: A New Generation (1993), Amityville: The Demon, Andrew Douglas, Andrew Prine, asshole father, blood dripping walls, Boobs, braces, Brandy Gold, Burt Young, bushy bears, candle wax, Candy Clark, Casey Campbell, Cassandra Gava, cheetos, Chloe Grace Moretz, David Naughton, Dawna Wightman, demon in a well, Demons, Devin Clark, Diane Franklin, don't put you're hand in the fucking garbage disposal idiot, elevators, evil cats, Flies, Fredric Lehne, fuck continuity in its butthole, Fucking Stupid, ghost sex, Gracie Largent, GUNS, hangings, haunted mirrors, Helen Hughes, Helen Shaver, holes to hell, incest, Insane Asylum, Jack Magner, James Brolin, james brolin's nuts, James Carolus, James Olson, Jane Wyatt, Jeff Kirkendall, Jimmy Bennett, Julia Nickson, Kim Coates, Lala Sloatman, Lin Shaye, lois lane's boobs, lois lane's butt, Lori Loughlin, Margot Kidder, Marie DeLorenzo, Meg Ryan, Melissa George, microfiche, miserable graphics, more blood dripping walls, more flies, not even in amityville, overalls, patty duke, Philip Baker Hall, Piper Kennedy, possessed lamp, Rachel Nichols, Richard Roundtree, Robert Joy, Robert Rusler, Rod Steiger, ronald reagan, Ross Partridge, Rutanya Alda, RYAN REYNOLDS, Sandor Stern. Patty Duke, Satan and his Buddies, satanic wood, scary houses, shotguns, Side Boob, smoking, squish squish squish, super gramma, terrible 90s hairdos, Terry O'Quinn, Tess Harper, The Amityville Curse (1989), the amityville haunting, The Amityville Horror (1979), The Amityville Horror (2005), the amityville playhouse, the guy from the stepfather, tight underwear, Tony Roberts, turd monster, two sex scenes, uke Barnett, Zoe Trilling

JB AND THE CHOP DO: AMITYVILLE TERROR (2016) A RETURN TO THE ABYSS

January 27, 2017 by theipc

Today, young JB and I return to the abyss and bear witness to the atrocity that is a newish movie in the Amityville franchise. Do you remember that time you and your buddy went to that bar and spent all of your money and then had to go clean up some guy’s beer-puke for a free pitcher of beer?? Is this worse than that? Click the sorry looking pic below to find out!

Categories: 2016, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, FUCKING TERRIBLE, JB & THE CHOP, Nothing, One Top Hat • Tags: a babysitter locked in the closet, a terrible pile of shit, Amityville 3-D, amityville 4: the evil escapes, amityville terror, Amityville: A New Generation (1993), Amityville: The Demon, Andrew Douglas, Andrew Prine, asshole father, blood dripping walls, Boobs, braces, Brandy Gold, Burt Young, bushy bears, candle wax, Candy Clark, Casey Campbell, Cassandra Gava, cheetos, Chloe Grace Moretz, David Naughton, Dawna Wightman, demon in a well, Demons, Devin Clark, Diane Franklin, don't put you're hand in the fucking garbage disposal idiot, elevators, evil cats, Flies, Fredric Lehne, fuck continuity in its butthole, Fucking Stupid, ghost sex, Gracie Largent, GUNS, hangings, haunted mirrors, Helen Hughes, Helen Shaver, holes to hell, incest, Insane Asylum, Jack Magner, James Brolin, james brolin's nuts, James Olson, Jane Wyatt, Jimmy Bennett, Julia Nickson, Kaiwi Lyman-Mersereau, Kim Coates, Kim Nielsen, Lala Sloatman, Lin Shaye, lois lane's boobs, lois lane's butt, Lori Loughlin, Margot Kidder, Meg Ryan, Melissa George, microfiche, miserable graphics, more blood dripping walls, more flies, Nicole Tompkins, not even in amityville, over the table banging, overalls, patty duke, Philip Baker Hall, Piper Kennedy, possessed lamp, Rachel Nichols, Richard Roundtree, Robert Joy, Robert Rusler, Rod Steiger, ronald reagan, Ross Partridge, Rutanya Alda, RYAN REYNOLDS, Sandor Stern. Patty Duke, Satan and his Buddies, satanic roses, scary houses, shotguns, Side Boob, smoking, super gramma, terrible 90s hairdos, Terrible CGI, Terry O'Quinn, Tess Harper, The Amityville Curse (1989), the amityville haunting, The Amityville Horror (1979), The Amityville Horror (2005), the amityville playhouse, the fucking flies, the guy from the stepfather, tight underwear, Tony Roberts, turd monster, two sex scenes, uke Barnett, Zoe Trilling

THE AMITYVILLE PLAYHOUSE (2015) A REAL PIECE OF SHIT

June 24, 2016 by theipc

I don’t get as many people coming by here as I used to – but – for the four of you who still do, you may remember when JB (Zoë) and I tackled entire movie franchises. Due to certain betrothals and changes of employment, we let one slip off of our radar BUT – 13 months later……… we’re fucking back!!! And this movie fucking sucked!! Click the poster above to witness how our suffering ends! And don’t worry, there’s free […]

Categories: 2016, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, FUCKING TERRIBLE, JB & THE CHOP, Nothing, One Top Hat • Tags: a babysitter locked in the closet, a terrible pile of shit, Amityville 3-D, amityville 4: the evil escapes, Amityville: A New Generation (1993), Amityville: The Demon, Andrew Douglas, Andrew Prine, asshole father, blood dripping walls, Boobs, braces, Brandy Gold, Burt Young, bushy bears, candle wax, Candy Clark, Casey Campbell, Cassandra Gava, cheetos, Chloe Grace Moretz, David Naughton, Dawna Wightman, demon in a well, Demons, Devin Clark, Diane Franklin, don't put you're hand in the fucking garbage disposal idiot, elevators, evil cats, Flies, Fredric Lehne, fuck continuity in its butthole, Fucking Stupid, ghost sex, Gracie Largent, GUNS, hangings, haunted mirrors, Helen Hughes, Helen Shaver, holes to hell, incest, Insane Asylum, Jack Magner, James Brolin, james brolin's nuts, James Olson, Jane Wyatt, Jimmy Bennett, Julia Nickson, Kim Coates, Lala Sloatman, Lin Shaye, lois lane's boobs, lois lane's butt, Lori Loughlin, Margot Kidder, Meg Ryan, Melissa George, microfiche, miserable graphics, more blood dripping walls, more flies, not even in amityville, overalls, patty duke, Philip Baker Hall, Piper Kennedy, possessed lamp, Rachel Nichols, Richard Roundtree, Robert Joy, Robert Rusler, Rod Steiger, ronald reagan, Ross Partridge, Rutanya Alda, RYAN REYNOLDS, Sandor Stern. Patty Duke, Satan and his Buddies, scary houses, shotguns, Side Boob, smoking, super gramma, terrible 90s hairdos, Terry O'Quinn, Tess Harper, The Amityville Curse (1989), the amityville haunting, The Amityville Horror (1979), The Amityville Horror (2005), the amityville playhouse, the guy from the stepfather, tight underwear, Tony Roberts, turd monster, two sex scenes, uke Barnett, Zoe Trilling

THE AMITYVILLE ASYLUM (2013) BULLSHIT

May 29, 2015 by theipc

This is it!!!! The end of the line!!!!! Today our project ends and we move on to other things! Is it bittersweet??? Do we shed tears of joy or sadness? Do we embrace each other in fond farewell or leave pissed??? Click the poster above to find out!!! Since this is ending and the summer approaches – do we still want to do Shitfest in July?? I’m all for it but it takes contributions from YOU to make it work!! […]

Categories: 2015, FUCKING TERRIBLE, HUH???, JB & THE CHOP • Tags: a babysitter locked in the closet, a terrible pile of shit, Amityville 3-D, amityville 4: the evil escapes, Amityville: A New Generation (1993), Amityville: The Demon, Andrew Douglas, Andrew Prine, asshole father, blood dripping walls, Boobs, braces, Brandy Gold, Burt Young, bushy bears, candle wax, Candy Clark, Casey Campbell, Cassandra Gava, cheetos, Chloe Grace Moretz, David Naughton, Dawna Wightman, demon in a well, Demons, Devin Clark, Diane Franklin, don't put you're hand in the fucking garbage disposal idiot, elevators, evil cats, Flies, Fredric Lehne, fuck continuity in its butthole, Fucking Stupid, ghost sex, Gracie Largent, GUNS, hangings, haunted mirrors, Helen Hughes, Helen Shaver, holes to hell, incest, Insane Asylum, Jack Magner, James Brolin, james brolin's nuts, James Olson, Jane Wyatt, Jimmy Bennett, Julia Nickson, Kim Coates, Lala Sloatman, Lin Shaye, lois lane's boobs, lois lane's butt, Lori Loughlin, Margot Kidder, Meg Ryan, Melissa George, microfiche, miserable graphics, more blood dripping walls, more flies, not even in amityville, overalls, patty duke, Philip Baker Hall, Piper Kennedy, possessed lamp, Rachel Nichols, Richard Roundtree, Robert Joy, Robert Rusler, Rod Steiger, ronald reagan, Ross Partridge, Rutanya Alda, RYAN REYNOLDS, Sandor Stern. Patty Duke, Satan and his Buddies, scary houses, shotguns, Side Boob, smoking, super gramma, terrible 90s hairdos, Terry O'Quinn, Tess Harper, The Amityville Curse (1989), the amityville haunting, The Amityville Horror (1979), The Amityville Horror (2005), the guy from the stepfather, tight underwear, Tony Roberts, turd monster, two sex scenes, uke Barnett, Zoe Trilling

THE AMITYVILLE HAUNTING (2011) A REAL PILE OF SHIT

May 22, 2015 by theipc

Want to read about one of the worst movies ever made in the history of mankind? Click above!!! FUCK THIS MOVIE AND FUCK THIS KID!

Categories: 2015, Boobs, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, Found Footage, FUCKING TERRIBLE, Ghosts, JB & THE CHOP, Nothing, One Top Hat, SATAN!, WHY??? • Tags: a babysitter locked in the closet, a terrible pile of shit, Amityville 3-D, amityville 4: the evil escapes, Amityville: A New Generation (1993), Amityville: The Demon, Andrew Douglas, Andrew Prine, asshole father, blood dripping walls, Boobs, braces, Brandy Gold, Burt Young, bushy bears, candle wax, Candy Clark, Casey Campbell, Cassandra Gava, cheetos, Chloe Grace Moretz, David Naughton, Dawna Wightman, demon in a well, Demons, Devin Clark, Diane Franklin, don't put you're hand in the fucking garbage disposal idiot, elevators, evil cats, Flies, Fredric Lehne, fuck continuity in its butthole, Fucking Stupid, ghost sex, Gracie Largent, GUNS, hangings, haunted mirrors, Helen Hughes, Helen Shaver, holes to hell, incest, Insane Asylum, Jack Magner, James Brolin, james brolin's nuts, James Olson, Jane Wyatt, Jimmy Bennett, Julia Nickson, Kim Coates, Lala Sloatman, Lin Shaye, lois lane's boobs, lois lane's butt, Lori Loughlin, Margot Kidder, Meg Ryan, Melissa George, microfiche, miserable graphics, more blood dripping walls, more flies, not even in amityville, overalls, patty duke, Philip Baker Hall, Piper Kennedy, possessed lamp, Rachel Nichols, Richard Roundtree, Robert Joy, Robert Rusler, Rod Steiger, ronald reagan, Ross Partridge, Rutanya Alda, RYAN REYNOLDS, Sandor Stern. Patty Duke, Satan and his Buddies, scary houses, shotguns, Side Boob, smoking, super gramma, terrible 90s hairdos, Terry O'Quinn, Tess Harper, The Amityville Curse (1989), the amityville haunting, The Amityville Horror (1979), The Amityville Horror (2005), the guy from the stepfather, tight underwear, Tony Roberts, turd monster, two sex scenes, uke Barnett, Zoe Trilling

THE AMITYVILLE HORROR (2005) FOUR MELISSA GEORGES

May 15, 2015 by theipc

*NSFW NSFW* WOOO HOOOOO!!! It’s Friday and we get to look at something GOOD for a change!! Join us as we take a very serious and detailed look at the 2005 remake with Ryan Reynolds and Melissa George. The GIF below doesn’t happen in this movie but how could I NOT post that??? (I really liked this move BTW) Click the poster! On another note – if you care – look for maybe another post this afternoon (U.S. time). I […]

Categories: 2015, Four Top Hats, Ghosts, I LOVED IT, JB & THE CHOP, Population Sample, SATAN! • Tags: a babysitter locked in the closet, Amityville 3-D, amityville 4: the evil escapes, Amityville: A New Generation (1993), Amityville: The Demon, Andrew Douglas, Andrew Prine, asshole father, blood dripping walls, Boobs, braces, Brandy Gold, Burt Young, bushy bears, candle wax, Candy Clark, Cassandra Gava, cheetos, Chloe Grace Moretz, David Naughton, Dawna Wightman, demon in a well, Demons, Diane Franklin, don't put you're hand in the fucking garbage disposal idiot, elevators, evil cats, Flies, Fredric Lehne, fuck continuity in its butthole, Fucking Stupid, ghost sex, GUNS, hangings, haunted mirrors, Helen Hughes, Helen Shaver, holes to hell, incest, Insane Asylum, Jack Magner, James Brolin, james brolin's nuts, James Olson, Jane Wyatt, Jimmy Bennett, Julia Nickson, Kim Coates, Lala Sloatman, Lin Shaye, lois lane's boobs, lois lane's butt, Lori Loughlin, Margot Kidder, Meg Ryan, Melissa George, microfiche, miserable graphics, more blood dripping walls, more flies, not even in amityville, overalls, patty duke, Philip Baker Hall, possessed lamp, Rachel Nichols, Richard Roundtree, Robert Joy, Robert Rusler, Rod Steiger, ronald reagan, Ross Partridge, Rutanya Alda, RYAN REYNOLDS, Sandor Stern. Patty Duke, Satan and his Buddies, scary houses, shotguns, Side Boob, smoking, super gramma, terrible 90s hairdos, Terry O'Quinn, Tess Harper, The Amityville Curse (1989), The Amityville Horror (1979), The Amityville Horror (2005), the guy from the stepfather, tight underwear, Tony Roberts, turd monster, two sex scenes, Zoe Trilling

AMITYVILLE: DOLLHOUSE (1996)

May 8, 2015 by theipc

Ever read a movie review by someone who hasn’t seen the movie?? Ever wanted to see Eric Foreman’s sisters tits???? If so – click the poster above to rock out with your balls out!!!

Categories: 2015, Boobs, JB & THE CHOP, Movie Reviews, SATAN! • Tags: a babysitter locked in the closet, Allen Cutler, Amityville 3-D, amityville 4: the evil escapes, Amityville: A New Generation (1993), Amityville: Dollhouse (1996), Amityville: The Demon, Andrew Prine, asshole father, blood dripping walls, Boobs, braces, Brandy Gold, Burt Young, bushy bears, candle wax, Candy Clark, Cassandra Gava, cheetos, David Naughton, Dawna Wightman, demon in a well, Demons, Diane Franklin, don't put you're hand in the fucking garbage disposal idiot, elevators, evil cats, Flies, Fredric Lehne, fuck continuity in its butthole, Fucking Stupid, ghost sex, GUNS, hangings, haunted mirrors, Helen Hughes, Helen Shaver, holes to hell, incest, Insane Asylum, Jack Magner, James Brolin, james brolin's nuts, James Olson, Jane Wyatt, Julia Nickson, Kim Coates, Lala Sloatman, Lin Shaye, Lisa Robin Kelly, lois lane's boobs, lois lane's butt, Lori Loughlin, Margot Kidder, Meg Ryan, microfiche, miserable graphics, more blood dripping walls, more flies, not even in amityville, overalls, patty duke, possessed lamp, Richard Roundtree, Robert Joy, Robert Rusler, Robin Thomas Grossman, Rod Steiger, ronald reagan, Ross Partridge, Rutanya Alda, Sandor Stern. Patty Duke, Satan and his Buddies, scary houses, shotguns, Side Boob, smoking, Starr Andreeff, super gramma, terrible 90s hairdos, Terry O'Quinn, Tess Harper, The Amityville Curse (1989), The Amityville Horror (1979), the guy from the stepfather, tight underwear, Tony Roberts, turd monster, two sex scenes, Zoe Trilling

AMITYVILLE: A NEW GENERATION (1993) TWO POSSESSED MIRRORS

May 1, 2015 by theipc

HAPPY FRIDAY!!! Happy May!! It’s Amityville 7 time…. Do we yell “Mayday” and give up on the ship??? Do we press on and finish up this shit franchise??? Does the woman in the grainy still below get her tits out??? Does anyone wear overalls without a shirt??? Does anyone eat turkey??? Only we know so you’ll have to click the poster above to find out!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

Categories: 2015, 90s, Boobs, Ghosts, HUH???, JB & THE CHOP, Nothing, SATAN!, Two Top Hats, WHY??? • Tags: a babysitter locked in the closet, Amityville 3-D, amityville 4: the evil escapes, Amityville: A New Generation (1993), Amityville: The Demon, Andrew Prine, asshole father, blood dripping walls, Boobs, braces, Brandy Gold, Burt Young, bushy bears, candle wax, Candy Clark, Cassandra Gava, cheetos, David Naughton, Dawna Wightman, demon in a well, Demons, Diane Franklin, don't put you're hand in the fucking garbage disposal idiot, elevators, evil cats, Flies, Fredric Lehne, fuck continuity in its butthole, Fucking Stupid, ghost sex, GUNS, hangings, haunted mirrors, Helen Hughes, Helen Shaver, holes to hell, incest, Insane Asylum, Jack Magner, James Brolin, james brolin's nuts, James Olson, Jane Wyatt, Julia Nickson, Kim Coates, Lala Sloatman, Lin Shaye, lois lane's boobs, lois lane's butt, Lori Loughlin, Margot Kidder, Meg Ryan, microfiche, miserable graphics, more blood dripping walls, more flies, not even in amityville, overalls, patty duke, possessed lamp, Richard Roundtree, Robert Joy, Robert Rusler, Rod Steiger, ronald reagan, Ross Partridge, Rutanya Alda, Sandor Stern. Patty Duke, Satan and his Buddies, scary houses, shotguns, Side Boob, smoking, super gramma, terrible 90s hairdos, Terry O'Quinn, Tess Harper, The Amityville Curse (1989), The Amityville Horror (1979), the guy from the stepfather, tight underwear, Tony Roberts, turd monster, two sex scenes, Zoe Trilling

AMITYVILLE 1992: IT’S ABOUT TIME (1992) THREE UNDRESSED CHICKS ON MODEL TRAIN TRACKS

April 24, 2015 by theipc

It’s Friday! Let’s do this shit!! Click the poster above to see just what the fuck is going on on that train set!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! #hauntedorgasm Hey!! Look for a special second post from me later today if you feel like it : )

Categories: 2015, Boobs, Ghosts, I'm Stupid, JB & THE CHOP, SATAN!, Three Top Hats • Tags: a babysitter locked in the closet, Amityville 3-D, amityville 4: the evil escapes, Amityville: The Demon, Andrew Prine, asshole father, blood dripping walls, Boobs, braces, Brandy Gold, Burt Young, bushy bears, candle wax, Candy Clark, Cassandra Gava, Dawna Wightman, demon in a well, Demons, Diane Franklin, don't put you're hand in the fucking garbage disposal idiot, elevators, evil cats, Flies, Fredric Lehne, fuck continuity in its butthole, Fucking Stupid, ghost sex, GUNS, hangings, Helen Hughes, Helen Shaver, holes to hell, incest, Jack Magner, James Brolin, james brolin's nuts, James Olson, Jane Wyatt, Kim Coates, lois lane's boobs, lois lane's butt, Lori Loughlin, Margot Kidder, Meg Ryan, microfiche, more blood dripping walls, more flies, not even in amityville, patty duke, possessed lamp, Robert Joy, Rod Steiger, Rutanya Alda, Sandor Stern. Patty Duke, Satan and his Buddies, scary houses, Side Boob, smoking, super gramma, Tess Harper, The Amityville Curse (1989), The Amityville Horror (1979), tight underwear, Tony Roberts, turd monster, Zoe Trilling

THE AMITYVILLE CURSE (1989) TERRIBLE

April 17, 2015 by theipc

Another happy Friday!!! Today we discuss the terrible Amityville 5 movie – a movie filled with Canadians, corrupt priests and a man you will absolutely hate within five seconds of seeing him onscreen! Want to know what the image below is all about?? Just click on that fucking terrible poster above!

Categories: 2015, Boobs, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, FUCKING TERRIBLE, Ghosts, JB & THE CHOP, SATAN!, WHY??? • Tags: a babysitter locked in the closet, Amityville 3-D, amityville 4: the evil escapes, Amityville: The Demon, Andrew Prine, asshole father, blood dripping walls, Boobs, braces, Brandy Gold, Burt Young, bushy bears, candle wax, Candy Clark, Cassandra Gava, Dawna Wightman, demon in a well, Demons, Diane Franklin, don't put you're hand in the fucking garbage disposal idiot, elevators, evil cats, Flies, Fredric Lehne, fuck continuity in its butthole, Fucking Stupid, ghost sex, GUNS, hangings, Helen Hughes, Helen Shaver, holes to hell, incest, Jack Magner, James Brolin, james brolin's nuts, James Olson, Jane Wyatt, Kim Coates, lois lane's boobs, lois lane's butt, Lori Loughlin, Margot Kidder, Meg Ryan, microfiche, more blood dripping walls, more flies, not even in amityville, patty duke, possessed lamp, Robert Joy, Rod Steiger, Rutanya Alda, Sandor Stern. Patty Duke, Satan and his Buddies, scary houses, Side Boob, smoking, super gramma, Tess Harper, The Amityville Curse (1989), The Amityville Horror (1979), tight underwear, Tony Roberts, turd monster, Zoe Trilling

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AMITYVILLE (4): THE EVIL ESCAPES (1989) TERRIBLE (BUT FUN IN THE RIGHT ENVIRONMENT)

April 10, 2015 by theipc

It would be a lie to tell you that this movie is good, because it’s not. It’s shit. It’s an awful made-for-American-TV movie that is so PG it’s almost a kid’s film. It’s also got Patty Duke way after her prime and the plot revolves around a fucking possessed LAMP. But – when JB and I watched this at the same time, we were able to have a bunch of good laughs so I reflect on this movie as a […]

Categories: 2014, 80s, FUCKING TERRIBLE, HUH???, I'm Stupid, JB & THE CHOP, Movie Reviews, No Boobs, Nothing, SATAN!, Two Top Hats • Tags: a babysitter locked in the closet, Amityville 3-D, amityville 4: the evil escapes, Amityville: The Demon, Andrew Prine, asshole father, blood dripping walls, Boobs, braces, Brandy Gold, Burt Young, bushy bears, Candy Clark, demon in a well, Demons, Diane Franklin, don't put you're hand in the fucking garbage disposal idiot, elevators, evil cats, Flies, Fredric Lehne, fuck continuity in its butthole, Fucking Stupid, ghost sex, GUNS, Helen Shaver, holes to hell, incest, Jack Magner, James Brolin, james brolin's nuts, James Olson, Jane Wyatt, lois lane's boobs, lois lane's butt, Lori Loughlin, Margot Kidder, Meg Ryan, microfiche, more blood dripping walls, more flies, not even in amityville, patty duke, possessed lamp, Robert Joy, Rod Steiger, Rutanya Alda, Sandor Stern. Patty Duke, Satan and his Buddies, scary houses, Side Boob, super gramma, Tess Harper, The Amityville Horror (1979), tight underwear, Tony Roberts, turd monster, Zoe Trilling

AMITYVILLE 3D (THE DEMON) (1983) ONE TURD MONSTER IN A WELL

April 3, 2015 by theipc

Well, I may have fibbed a little bit – it’s probably not a “turd” monster but it looks like shit and probably stinks. Click the poster above and head on over to Zoe’s site to see our thoughts on what Roger Ebert once called “More unpleasant than the odor coming from my sweaty butt cleave.” * * He might not have said that

Categories: 2015, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, FUCKING TERRIBLE, Ghosts, JB & THE CHOP, No Boobs, One Top Hat, SATAN!, WHY??? • Tags: a babysitter locked in the closet, Amityville 3-D, Amityville: The Demon, Andrew Prine, asshole father, blood dripping walls, Boobs, braces, Burt Young, bushy bears, Candy Clark, demon in a well, Demons, Diane Franklin, elevators, Flies, fuck continuity in its butthole, ghost sex, GUNS, Helen Shaver, holes to hell, incest, Jack Magner, James Brolin, james brolin's nuts, James Olson, lois lane's boobs, lois lane's butt, Lori Loughlin, Margot Kidder, Meg Ryan, microfiche, more blood dripping walls, more flies, Robert Joy, Rod Steiger, Rutanya Alda, Satan and his Buddies, scary houses, Side Boob, Tess Harper, The Amityville Horror (1979), tight underwear, Tony Roberts, turd monster

AMITYVILLE 2: THE POSSESSION (1982) TWO INCESTUOUS SIBLINGS

March 27, 2015 by theipc

WOOOOOO HOOOOOO! It’s March 27th and time for another Amityville movie!! Was this any good?? Did Zoe hate it more than anything?? Does it fuck continuity straight up in the butthole??? Does anyone’s face explode???? Do a brother and sister do The Sex????? Did I make a GIF??????? Click the poster above to find out! On another note – I took tomorrow (today) off to go see a movie in the theater, which is rare for me, so I’m excited! If […]

Categories: 2015, 70s, 80s, Boobs, Four Top Hats, JB & THE CHOP, Movie Reviews, SATAN! • Tags: a babysitter locked in the closet, Andrew Prine, asshole father, blood dripping walls, Boobs, braces, Burt Young, bushy bears, Demons, Diane Franklin, Flies, fuck continuity in its butthole, GUNS, Helen Shaver, holes to hell, incest, Jack Magner, James Brolin, james brolin's nuts, James Olson, lois lane's boobs, lois lane's butt, Margot Kidder, microfiche, more blood dripping walls, more flies, Rod Steiger, Rutanya Alda, Satan and his Buddies, scary houses, Side Boob, The Amityville Horror (1979), tight underwear

THE AMITYVILLE HORROR (1979) FOUR BABYSITTERS LOCKED IN THE CLOSET

March 21, 2015 by theipc

*DUE TO SHITFEST RUNNING LONGER THAN ORIGINALLY PLANNED – I PRESENT YESTERDAY’S ORIGINAL POST TODAY* It’s Friday the 27th!!! You know what that means??? It means JB and I are starting a new project!!! Fuck yeah baby!!! All of these movies are going to be just fantastic, right!!!! RIGHT??!??!?!?!? The first one I saw when I was a kid (well most of it) and it scared so much shit out of me that I never finished it…. until the other day… […]

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Isaacs Picture Conclusions

An Honest Review from an Honest (and Gassy) Guy (who doesn't take things too seriously)