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THE LAST DAYS ON MARS (2013) FOUR TOP HATS

August 29, 2016 by theipc

I just watched this for the first time in three years and I really liked it again. Then I checked out this post from THREE YEARS ago and thought it would be OK to share again. I’m really starting like Liev Shreiber. I love him in Ray Donovan. I also loved how this thing too it’s time and did it right. Love it. I don’t know how short I am going to keep this because sometimes I have one, maybe […]

Categories: 2013, Excitement, Four Top Hats, I LOVED IT, Movie Reviews, No Boobs, Sci - Fi, Thriller • Tags: Beautiful, Elias Koteas, Goran Kostic, I Fucking Loved It, Liev Schreiber, No Boobs, Not as Good as Gravity Though, Olivia Williams, Romola Garai, Ruairi Robinson, SCI-FI / Horror, Space, The Last Days on Mars

SHITFEST 2015 ~ SUMMER: Lame-Ass Movies About Space That Suck Balls

July 24, 2015 by theipc

SUBMITTED BY: Lame-Ass Movies About Space That Suck Balls I’m sure this post isn’t going to make me very popular around here, but I feel how I feel about these things and it’s gotta be said. Be it resolved that movies about space that don’t have any bloody aliens or sweet ass spaceships or apes taking over the planet or Steve Buscemi gettin’ his last earthly lap dances on before he has to go away possibly forever are stupid […]

Categories: 2015, Movie Reviews, No Boobs, Sci - Fi, SHITFEST 2015: SUMMER • Tags: Aliens, Anne Hathaway, anne hathaway's mousy eyes, Beards, black holes, blue balls of light, Casey Affleck, Collette Wolfe, corn, craters, deer, diners, dust, Five Top Hats, freeloading trainhoppers, GEORGE CLOONEY, Gravity, Gravity Movie Review, handguns, i made you a baby, i'd bop anne hathaway, ice planet, illogic, interstellar, Interstellar Movie Review, JEFF BRIDGES, Jessica Chastain, John Lithgow, Karen Allen in her undewear, lame ass movies about space that suck balls, Matt Damon, Matthew McConaughey, Michael Caine, mountains, No Boobs, no boobs anywhere, One of my Favorite Movies, panties, rockets, Sandra Bullock, SCI-FI / Horror, sex in some hay, Smash, SMASHING THROUGH LIFE, something dumb, Space Travel, Starman Movie Review, string theory, TARS, the martian, Topher Grace, trucker hats, Wes Bentley, WONDERFUL

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GRAVITY (2013) (THE FOR REAL REVIEW) FIVE TOP HATS

October 11, 2013 by theipc

A week ago today I posted a little blurb from my hot, powerless, dark, airless living room (from my phone) mentioning how much I loved this movie and calling it maybe one of the best movies I have ever seen. Over the last week I’ve kept watching trailers and clips from it and loving every second of them and I think I like it now even more than I did last Friday which doesn’t seem possible since I LOVED IT. […]

Categories: 2013, Excitement, Five Top Hats, I LOVED IT, Movie Reviews, No Boobs, Sci - Fi, Thriller • Tags: Five Top Hats, GEORGE CLOONEY, Gravity Movie Review, No Boobs, One of my Favorite Movies, Sandra Bullock, SCI-FI / Horror, WONDERFUL

SUNSHINE (2007) FIVE TOP HATS

September 25, 2012 by theipc

The first time I saw this movie was a Friday night and I was pretty loaded on this or that and I didn’t get the third act and I was like huuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh and then I was like whaaaaaaaaaaaat and I came away from this thinking that it was just OK and what’s with all of that preachy shit at the end, Boyle? Well, that was really five years ago and I just watched it again not loaded and I have […]

Categories: Excitement, Five Top Hats • Tags: Benedict Wong, Chris Evans, Cillian Murphy, Cliff Curtis, Danny Boyle, Hiroyuki Sanada, Mark Strong, Michelle Yeoh, Rose Byrne, SCI-FI / Horror, Sunshine Movie Review, Troy Garity

PROMETHEUS (2012) FOUR TOP HATS

June 9, 2012 by theipc

Now that “Pröm” is out here in the U.S., reviews are starting top pop up all over the place, so, after a very trying (yet fun) day yesterday in small town America, here comes mine. I know there are probably now 445,312 blogs about this movie to read, so if The Good and Valued and Beloved Reader has taken the time out of their day to read these words, I want you to know how much I truly do appreciate […]

Categories: 2012, Four Top Hats • Tags: Alien Franchise, Charlize Theron, Guy Pearce, Idris Elba, KATE DICKIE, Logan Marshall-Green, Michael Fassbender, Noomi Rapace, Patrick Wilson, Prometheus Movie Review, SCI-FI / Horror, The Space Jockey

ALIEN (1979) FIVE TOP HATS

May 21, 2012 by theipc

For whatever it is I do out here, I completely realize that I have set the bar pretty low for future generations of horror movie review writers, but that’s one thing about this place – I don’t take myself or what I do too seriously. When I say THANKYOUTHANKYOU to you, The Good and Loyal Reader, I mean it most sincerely because I know there’s probably only one zillion other places you could go and spend your valuable time, so when […]

Categories: 70s, Five Top Hats, Movie Reviews • Tags: Alien Movie Review, Harry Dean Stanton, Ian Holm, John Hurt, Prometheus, Ridley Scott, Ripley, SCI-FI / Horror, Sigourney Weaver, The Pilot, The Space Jockey, Tom Skerritt, Veronica Cartwright, Yaphet Kotto