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LISTENING (2014) THREE TOP HATS

August 8, 2016 by theipc

How about that movie poster? I promise that has nothing to do with anything in this movie. So lame. Anyway, a year or so ago I watched something called “Fun Sized Horror Volume 1” which was an anthology of not very good horror shorts but there was one in particular about a reality show where the contestants had to kill each other that wasn’t bad. In it, there was an actress who I found stunningly good looking so one day […]

Categories: 2016, Boobs, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, Sci - Fi, Three Top Hats, Thriller • Tags: amber marie bollinger, amber marie bollinger is smoking hot, Artie Ahr, Boobs, Boring, brain zap, Christine Haeberman, lens flares, listening 2014 movie, mind reading, monks, Not That Great, Sci-Fi, shitter, the thingy, Thomas Stroppel

SHITFEST 2015: SOLARIS (2002)

February 10, 2015 by theipc

THIS ENTRY SUBMITTED BY THE MOVIE WATCHINGEST MOVIE WATCHER EVER: Whenever Eric posts that Shitfest is coming, I start racking my brain as to what movie I saw and hated so much that I would want to re-watch and rant about it. Unlike our esteemed host, I am usually not a fan of rewatching shitty movies, so this is generally quite a difficult task for me. Soooooo, after thinking about it for a while, I finally came up with […]

Categories: 2015, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, HUH???, No Boobs, Nothing, Sci - Fi, SHITFEST 2015, WHY??? • Tags: Aliens, book adaptation, Clooney, Clooney buttocks, duplication, flop, Jeremy Davies, outer space, psychologist, Remake, sanity, Sci-Fi, Space, space station, Steven Soderbergh, strange planet, Viola Davis

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LUKE ABBOTT INTERPRETS: ALTERED STATES (1980)

January 21, 2015 by lukebbtt

Welcome to another edition of Luke Abbott Interprets – the post where Luke reviews a movie he has never seen solely based on images I provide! If you want to do some of these – just let me know in the comments or email me at ei@theipc.me! One note about this film – my dad has ever gone to two movies with me in my life – the new Walking Tall with The Rock and something back when I was […]

Categories: 2015, Boobs, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, HUH???, IPC Interpretations, Movie Reviews, SATAN!, Sci - Fi, Three Top Hats, Thriller • Tags: altered states movie review, Blair Brown, Blair Brown's Boobs, Bob Balaban, Boobs, Bullshit, caveman penis, Drew Barrymore, Ken Russell, luke abbott interprets, ORACLE OF FILM, Sci-Fi, this movie is fucked up, What The Fuck, William Hurt

EDGE OF TOMORROW (2014) FOUR TOP HATS

November 18, 2014 by theipc

I know this post is very similar to a post from last week – in my defense, I’ve been busy as fuck and haven’t been able to sit down to do some quality writing my bullshit… so…. It took me a while to get to this thing but, eventually it was available for rent and I got to watch it and I really liked it. I think i liked it more for the sly comedy in there than for the action or […]

Categories: 2014, Action, Excitement, Four Top Hats, I LOVED IT, No Boobs, Sci - Fi • Tags: BARBARELLA, Boobs, EDGE OF TOMORROW, Emily Blunt, Emily Ratajkowski, JANE FONDA, KIND OF SILLY BUT REALLY GOOD, LIVE DIE REPEAT, NO BOOBS IN THE MOVIE, Sci-Fi, TOM CRUISE

THE MACHINE (2013) FOUR BIG TOP HATS

May 23, 2014 by theipc

It’s funny – I don’t really do a lot of Sci-Fi out here but this week we have two in a row. Is that AMAZING or what????? ?????????? ?? POOP FART. Yesterday we looked at a miserable movie that had a lot of butt fucking in it and I used words like “butter” and “Pappy”. Today should go a little better because I really liked THE MACHINE so I need to come up with something nice to say about it. […]

Categories: 2014, Four Top Hats, I LOVED IT, No Boobs, Sci - Fi, Thriller, Very Gory • Tags: 80s, AWESOMENESS, BLADE RUNNERY, Blood!!, BOMBS, Caity Lotz, Denis Lawson, Robots!!, Sci-Fi, Slight Boobs, THE MACHINE MOVIE REVIEW, Toby Stephens

GALAXY QUEST (1999) NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER!

May 7, 2014 by theipc

The other day TABLE 9 MUTANT came around talking about David Bowie’s giant, bulging penis on Twitter and then I had to see Frankenstein’s dead weenie on PENNY DREADFUL and CARA started tweeting about sausages and ZOE was all about Sebastian Stan in his underwear, so I got really creeped out with so much dong talk that I ran off crying and hid in the corner and watched Galaxy Quest for the millionth time. Now… I don’t normally do comedies out […]

Categories: 2014, Boobs, Excitement, Four Top Hats, I LOVED IT, Sci - Fi • Tags: Alan Rickman, Boobs, Enrico Colantoni, GALAXY QUEST MOVIE REVIEW, I LOVE IT, JUSTIN LONG, Missi Pyle, NEVER GIVE UP NEVER SURRENDER, ONE OF MY FAVORITES, Sam Rockwell, Sci-Fi, Sigourney Weaver, Tim Allen, Tony Shalhoub

HALF ASS REVIEWS: BRAZIL

December 5, 2013 by theipc

I watched this when I was a kid and really liked it. I watched it almost 30 years later and – not so much. In fact, it was noisy and loud and, quite frankly, irritating. So much so that I can’t muster the energy to do a full post. Government control, commercialism and escapism is the story and it takes over 2 and half hours to get to the end. Robert DeNiro is fun as a freelance, guerrilla HVAC guy […]

Categories: 2013, 80s, Boobs, Half Ass Reviews, Sci - Fi, Three Top Hats • Tags: Boobs, Brazil 1985 Movie Review, Half Ass Reviews, Jonathan Pryce, Kim Greist, Loud and Noisy, Not As Good As I Remembered, Paperwork, Robert De Niro, Sci-Fi, Terry Gilliam, Whiny Fucker

A QUICKIE WITH MRS. THE IPC: ELYSIUM

August 11, 2013 by theipc

This segment is to try and prove to people that I don’t only watch horseshit, non-mainstream movies and that I’m not totally insane. LOL *INDIRECT SPOILERS IN HERE* ME: What did you think about that? MRS. THE IPC: It wasn’t as awesome as I thought it would be. ME: (pause) ME: Not really, I suppose. MRS. THE IPC: Some of it just didn’t work. ME: Like Jodie Foster playing a French woman who speaks in English? MRS THE IPC: And […]

Categories: 2013, Action, Movie Reviews, No Boobs, Quickies, Sci - Fi, Three Top Hats, Very Gory • Tags: Elysium 2013 Movie Review, Jodie Foster, Matt Damon, Neill Blomkamp, No Boobs, People Blowing Up, Quickies, Sci-Fi, Sharlto Copley, Wicked Special Effects, William Fichtner

MOON (2009) FIVE TOP HATS

August 8, 2013 by theipc

The first time I watched MOON – a few years ago, I am pretty sure I was stoned on Mexican Dirt Grass and never really remembered how it ended or even got it. I just watched this again all dry and coherent and I am gonna come out and say how much I LOVED this movie. The technical aspects of this are phenomenal, Sam Rockwell acted his fucking balls off, GERTY was slightly heart moistening and the story was just […]

Categories: Excitement, Five Top Hats, Movie Reviews, No Boobs, Sci - Fi • Tags: Clones, Dominique McElligott, Kevin Spacey, Lonely, MOON Movie Review, No Boobs, Sam Rockwell, Sci-Fi

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