Tag: Sean Young

DARLING (2015) LET’S DISCUSS…

April 18, 2016 by theipc

In my life I have never claimed to be quick at anything – I’m slow and deliberate and take my time to decide what to do and what the consequences will be because I don’t want to get yelled at and would rather do it right the first time than sit around on constant conference calls deciding what went wrong and all of that shit for eternity. That being said, I’ve thought about this movie for a number of days […]

Categories: 2016, B & W, Boobs, HUH???, SATAN!, Three Top Hats, Very Gory • Tags: Black and White, Blood Everywhere, body parts, Boobs, Brian Morvant, creepy old houses, darling movie 2015, face acting, Helen Rogers, Larry Fessenden, LAUREN ASHLEY CARTER, LEGS, SCARS, Sean Young, shots of gin, shower scenes, stabbings, what's behind the goddamned door

STRANGERS ON A PLANE 2: GOODNIGHT MOMMY AND BONE TOMAHAWK

January 8, 2016 by theipc

One day, a number of years ago, I took the day off to have some fellows come over and clean out our chimney. When they got there, I moved from the couch to the kitchen and started watching a shit movie called Dead Girl which centers around a couple of high school punks who skip class one day and find a dead lady chained to a table in some bunker somewhere. Turns out she’s naked with a massively unshaven hoohaw, […]

Categories: 2016, Boobs, GROSS!!, Three Top Hats • Tags: Balls, Betty Chandler, Bone Tomahawk (2015), broken leg, Chicory, David Arquette, Elias Schwarz, foggy brains, gangrene, goodnight mommy (2014), Guts, he'll hang, I KNEW THAT WAS SEAN YOUNG!!!!, ich seh ich seh, Kurt Russell, Lili Simmons, Lukas Schwarz, man split in half, Marem Hassler, matthew fox, Moustaches, No Boobs, not believable, Patrick Wilson, Richard Jenkins, Roaches, S. Craig Zahler, Sean Young, Sid Haig, Susanne Wuest, The Sex, Very Gory, Western

BONE TOMAHAWK (2015): 1, EVERYTHING ELSE: 0

October 28, 2015 by theipc

Wow… it’s hard to believe I’ve vanished out of the blogging world so much… I never, ever wanted to but figured this would happen once I got out of my daily routine… I did five posts a day every week for almost three years… yowza… : ( – well – I watched this movie today and totally loved it, so I thought I would try and put something together about it (and keep up on my typing skills). This movie […]

Categories: 2015, Action, Cannibal Bastards, Four Top Hats, I LOVED IT, Movie Reviews, No Boobs, Very Gory, Western • Tags: Balls, Betty Chandler, Bone Tomahawk (2015), broken leg, Chicory, David Arquette, foggy brains, gangrene, Guts, he'll hang, I KNEW THAT WAS SEAN YOUNG!!!!, Kurt Russell, Lili Simmons, man split in half, Marem Hassler, matthew fox, Moustaches, No Boobs, Patrick Wilson, Richard Jenkins, S. Craig Zahler, Sean Young, Sid Haig, The Sex, Very Gory, Western

SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER ~ BLADE RUNNER (1982)

August 1, 2014 by theipc

BY: HARD TICKET TO HOME VIDEO Shitfest 2014: Summer I realize that I’m in the minority here, but I loathed Blade Runner. It’s one of the most boring, pretentious, tedious, etc., movies I’ve ever seen. It’s, dare I say it, humdrum. It literally took me six tries to get through, and I should have stopped at three. And I even watched one of the cuts without the anus-freezingly horrendous Harrison Ford voiceover (I actually disagree with Darabont here, the […]

Categories: 2014, Four Top Hats, HUH???, I LOVED IT, JIZZ, No Boobs, SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER, Uncategorized • Tags: BLADE RUNNER, BRIAN??, Darryl Hannah, Harrison Ford, I Loved It, Nexus 1, Sean Young, SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER, What The Fuck

ATTACK OF THE 50FT CHEERLEADER (2012) BOOBS

November 1, 2013 by theipc

I am not 100% certain why this shows up in the Netflix streaming HORROR section but I’m glad it did – or else I might have missed it but let’s get one thing for certain cleared out before we proceed, this comedy does not exist to explain string theory, create a paradigm to solving class issues or make a statement about Geo-politics, this is about one thing and one thing only: There we go. A very fetching blond actress plays […]

Categories: 2013, Boobs, Drive - In, Excitement, Four Top Hats, Grindhouse, I LOVED IT, Movie Reviews, WOAH! • Tags: Angelina Armani, Anne McDaniels, Attach of the 50ft Cheerleader Movie Review, Awesome, Bitches and Spiders, Boobs Boobs Boobs, Hilarity, Jena Sims, John Landis, Mary Woronov, Olivia Alexander, Paula LaBaredas, Paula Trickey, ROGER CORMAN, Ryan Merriman, Sasha Jackson, Sean Young, Ted Raimi, Treat Williams, Z Movies

JUG FACE (2013) THREE TOP HATS

July 15, 2013 by theipc

For a guy like myself. Well wait – the day I watched this I was flipping through iTunes, looking for something modern to watch, looking at trailers and not finding anything that looked exceptional. When I came across a movie called JUG FACE you already know I was hooked and rented it without even watching the trailer. I mean, a name like JUG FACE is just what this site needs, all day every day. While I was waiting for it […]

Categories: 2013, Boobs, Movie Reviews, Thriller • Tags: Boobs, Evil in a Pit, HILLBILLIES, Jug Face Movie Review, Jug Faces, Kaitlin Cullum, Katie Groshong, Larry Fessenden, LAUREN ASHLEY CARTER, Lucky McKee, Sean Bridgers, Sean Young, Underwear

THE IPC DOUBLE TAKE # 2 ~ FEATURING HEAD IN A VICE: BLADE RUNNER (1982)

September 7, 2012 by theipc

I was doing some email talking to my friend Tyson at HEAD IN A VICE a few several weeks ago and we were discussing my involvement in his IMDB TOP 250 project and I agreed to do ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO’S NEST (as well as something else hint hint) and he offered up a guest review here in exchange for my services (everyone is ALWAYS encouraged to do a guest review here if you like to – I would […]

Categories: 80s, Excitement, Five Top Hats, The IPC Double Take • Tags: Blade Runner Movie Review, Brion James, Darryl Hannah, Edward James Olmos, Excellent, Harrison Ford, Head in a Vice, Joanna Cassidy, M. Emmett Walsh, Nexus 1, Nexus 6, Replicants, Ridley Scott, Rutger Hauer, Sean Young, The Double Take, William Sanderson

Isaacs Picture Conclusions

An Honest Review from an Honest (and Gassy) Guy (who doesn't take things too seriously)