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JB AND THE CHOP DO: BOOK OF SHADOWS: BLAIR WITCH TWO

February 20, 2018 by theipc

As always, I’m too late to the dance and missed the initial post about this one. But – want to see what we thought of this miserable piece of shit?? OOPS – spoilers! Click the poster above if you haven’t already!

Categories: 2018, Boobs, Found Footage, FUCKING TERRIBLE, JB & THE CHOP, Movie Reviews, Nothing, Population Sample, SATAN!, Two Top Hats • Tags: book of shadows: blair witch two, CRAP, Daniel Myrick, Eduardo Sanchez, Erica Leerhsen, Heather Donahue, Jeffrey Donovan, Joe Berlinger, Joshua Leonard, Kim Director, Michael C. Williams, Patricia DeCou, shit, Stephen Barker Turner, the blair witch project

JB AND THE CHOP DO: THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT (1999)

February 9, 2018 by theipc

Hello and welcome to another installment of the JB and The Chop Project. I’ve been out of touch for a while now – how old are you guys these days? Do you remember this movie fondly? Did it scare the piss out of you when you were a kid and saw it for the first time? I remember our old blog friend Tyson loved it and – I think – gave it a ten out of ten. He is also […]

Categories: 2018, FUCKING TERRIBLE, Ghosts, HUH???, JB & THE CHOP, Movie Reviews, No Boobs, Population Sample, Two Top Hats • Tags: Daniel Myrick, Eduardo Sanchez, Heather Donahue, Joshua Leonard, Michael C. Williams, Patricia DeCou, shit, the blair witch project

SHITFEST 2015 ~ SUMMER: THE STARVING GAMES (2012)

July 29, 2015 by theipc

SUBMITTED BY: (FILM GRIMOIRE) The Starving Games (2013) Happy Shitfest everyone! This notoriously shitty film is one of those lame parody films, a trend which hopefully will end really soon. This is a parody of The Hunger Games (2012), which you would never be able to guess from the title. The Starving Games (2013) tells the story of Kantmiss Evershot (Maiara Walsh), who lives in District 12, a place where there is no food and everyone is totally starving. Blah […]

Categories: 2015, FUCKING TERRIBLE, HUH???, No Boobs, Nothing, SHITFEST 2015: SUMMER, WHY??? • Tags: Aaron Seltzer, Brant Daugherty, Cody Christian, Diedrich Bader, FILM GRIMOIRE, i love film grimoire, Jason Friedberg, Kennedy Hermansen, Lauren Bowles, Looks Terrible, Maiara Walsh, middle fingers, No Boobs, shit, shitfest 2015: summer, SHITFEST FOREVER!!, Taylor Murphy, the starving games, The Worst

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SHITFEST 2015: ABDUCTION (2011)

February 19, 2015 by theipc

THIS ENTRY SUBMITTED BY THE YUMMY: Abduction (2011) So, a couple of weeks back, my writing partner, S-Littner and I were ready for a solid night of entertainment, preparing ourselves to start the sexy new season of the anime Highschool DxD. Those familiar with the series probably know exactly what we were anticipating. But those who don’t know anything about the concept and whatnot, these couple of images should give you a vague idea as to what this action-packed show […]

Categories: 2015, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, FUCKING TERRIBLE, HUH???, No Boobs, SHITFEST 2015 • Tags: ABDUCTION 2011, Alfred Molina, Jason Isaacs (No Relation), Lily Collins, Maria Bello, MISERABLE, No Boobs, shit, shitfest 2015, Sigourney Weaver, SOUNDS LIKE SHIT, STUPID MOVIE, Taylor Lautner, this is the second time for abduction to make shitfest