Tag: SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER

SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER ~ 3 DAYS TO KILL (2014)

August 4, 2014 by caragale

A fine and pleasant day to you, beautiful readers! Cara from Silver Screen Serenade here to once again destroy all that Eric Isaacs holds sacred while he is trapped in the Pit of Despair celebrate this glorious blogging contest we lovingly refer to as Shitfest. As I’ve done in the past, I’d like to take a minute to warn my sweet, innocent, pure-hearted readers that I will be striking a different tone over here—and by “different tone” I mean I will […]

Categories: 2014, FUCKING TERRIBLE, SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER, WHY??? • Tags: 3 Days to Kill, Amber Heard, But seriously why do people like Amber Heard?, Eric Isaacs is not here please leave a message, Hailee Steinfeld, IT'S SHITFEST TIME BITCHES!!!, Kevin Costner, SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER, Taken ripoff

SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER ~ BLADE RUNNER (1982)

August 1, 2014 by theipc

BY: HARD TICKET TO HOME VIDEO Shitfest 2014: Summer I realize that I’m in the minority here, but I loathed Blade Runner. It’s one of the most boring, pretentious, tedious, etc., movies I’ve ever seen. It’s, dare I say it, humdrum. It literally took me six tries to get through, and I should have stopped at three. And I even watched one of the cuts without the anus-freezingly horrendous Harrison Ford voiceover (I actually disagree with Darabont here, the […]

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SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER ~ NEED FOR SPEED (2014)

July 31, 2014 by theipc

BY: MOVIEROB Most people who know me, know that I kinda, sorta like movies. 🙂 I can usually find some (even minor) redeeming factor in most movies, but while searching for a movie to review for Summer Shitfest I was totally stumped as to what to review because it’s very hard for me to rewatch a movie that I thought was so horrendous that I would deem it Shitfest worthy. After racking my brain for weeks, I finally decided on […]

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SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER ~ SKELETON MAN (2004)

July 30, 2014 by theipc

BY: BANANAS ABOUT MOVIES Skeleton Man The following review of Skeleton Man is brought to you in association with Shitfest Summer 2014, a blogathon that comes to you all the way from Shitfest Island, bearing gifts of movie crapdom, with a side order of rancid sweetcorn, and greasy peanuts from a half-digested Snickers bar, parped into a bucket from the arse of a man with irritable bowel syndrome. Yes, this is Shitfest. And this is Skeleton Man, a crime against […]

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SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER ~ RETURN TO SLEEPAWAY CAMP (2008)

July 29, 2014 by theipc

BY: KLOIPY Return to Sleepaway Camp Review by Kloipy I’ll start off by saying that I am a fan of the series. I like all three of them. And I can’t even say that I hate this one, because a little character named Alan. But we’ll get into the genius that is Alan a little later. This movie has apparently been in the making for around 5 or 6 years now. You’d think in those years they would have gone […]

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SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER ~ THE TRAVELER – “FATMAN FOREVER”

July 28, 2014 by theipc

BY: SCREENKICKER The Traveler (2010) And, for the first time!! THE IPC and SCREENKICKER present: THE MANY FACES OF VAL KILMER!!! Its always difficult when it comes to choosing a film for shitfest. Do you watch a properly bad movie that doesn’t move you and you forget about instantly? Or do you pick one that’s awful in a watchable way? This summer I have chosen the second type, I present to you The Traveler starring 80s actor Val Kilmer! The […]

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SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER ~ AMERICAN HUSTLE

July 25, 2014 by theipc

BY: MOST UNCLEAN I don’t know if I am going to take some shit for this or not – and I’m not doing this to be cooly counter culture – but I fucking really hated this movie and this is the perfect example of why I don’t ever watch those Oscar nominated, pretentious pieces of shit movies they like so much. I mean, me and Mrs. IPC rented this one night when it came out on VOD and sat through […]

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SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER ~ YELLOWBRICKROAD (2010)

July 24, 2014 by theipc

BY: FILMNERDBLOG Yellowbrickroad I’m talking about Yellowbrickroad all-one-word. The turgid 2010 horror film, not the 2005 documentary Yellow Brick Road, about a group of disabled actors staging a performance of The Wizard of Oz, which actually sounds quite interesting. Seeing as this is Shitfest, I’ve no need to worry that I’m giving anything away by saying right at the start that this is truly, unequivocally and without any remote, miniscule, wavering shadow of a doubt, one of the worst films […]

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SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER ~ JONAH HEX (2010)

July 18, 2014 by theipc

BY: DIGITAL SHORTBREAD Shitfest summer ’14 – ‘Jonah hex’ Jonah Hex is a boner-killer, despite a Megan Fox pre-face job. It is actually almost suicide-inducingly bad. If it were a person it might be Osama bin Laden, or perhaps even Ryan Seacrest. Let me first pose two pieces of information that will probably fuck your mind into thinking it’s being. . .well, fucked with: an IMDb consensus of this movie is 4.6, which is terrible. Okay, maybe Rotten Tomatoes […]

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SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER ~ IT’S A SHITFEST SUMMER MIRACLE!

July 17, 2014 by theipc

BY: GARY Since I haven’t seen many terrible movies as of late, or many movies at all for that matter, I had a hard time deciding which film to submit for “Shitfest: Summer 2014”. Sure, I had some crappy movies in mind that would make excellent candidates for this shitty contest, but I just wasn’t feeling inspired or motivated to write about any of those titles… And then a tidal-wave of inspiration crashed over me when I thought about a […]

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SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER ~ FUTURE SPORT 1998

July 16, 2014 by theipc

BY: ORACLE OF FILM ORACLE SISTER SHENAGIANS: FUTURESPORT So Shitfest carries on. I thought I would try something a little different this year and because I am jealous of the banter between the Schuster sisters, I decided that I needed to review a movie with one of my closest friends by my side. However, because I don’t have too many friends, I had to scour my old contact list, until I found a suitable candidate. So, here is the […]

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SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER ~ DEMOLITION MAN (1993)

July 14, 2014 by theipc

BY: WE’RE ALL MAD HERE Demolition Man (1993) Hey! Some of y’all know me, it’s Melissa from wereallmadhere. I don’t usually do movie reviews and since I’ve been unable to narrow down a target for my wrath I wasn’t going to contribute to Shit Fest. But, my husband was watching this movie tonight and I just kept asking myself….WHY.DO.PEOPLE.WATCH.THIS.CRAP!!!! I’d rather watch dust bunnies form under the couch! So…winner winner chicken dinner, here is my Shit Fest contribution : ) […]

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A SHITFEST EXTRA!

July 14, 2014 by theipc

Top of the morning and happy Monday!! We’re going to take a short break this morning to point you to something I did for someone else’s site that I think is a ton of fun. We’ll be back this afternoon with another WONDERFUL Shitfest entry!! But for now, if you’ve ever wanted to hear the soothing and sexy sound of my voice, please click the following button!

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SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER ~ HANSEL AND GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS (2013)

July 10, 2014 by theipc

BY: JOHN LINK MOVIES Note to future filmmakers: If your most engaging character (and the thing doing your best acting) is a computer generated Troll named Edward, you probably want to reconsider the final product. Unfortunately, HANSEL AND GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS was not so inclined. Jeremy Renner is usually an asset to a film. But he seemed to realize what he was getting himself into and decided to mail this one in. Actress Gemma Arterton, playing Gretel, tries a little […]

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SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER ~ BAD GIRL ISLAND (2007)

July 7, 2014 by theipc

BY: TRANQUIL DREAMS Bad Girl Island (2007) Director: Stewart Raffill Cast: AnnaLynne McCord, Antonio Sabato Jr, James Brolin Movie producer Michael Pace (Antonio Sabato Jr.) dreams up a story where he saves a beautiful woman (Annalynne McCord) from the ocean who doesn’t remember anything and after, sees them hooking up with his good friend. When he wakes up, he gets news that that same friend goes missing mysteriously when his boat shows up empty. With this wonderful piece of inspiration, […]

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SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER ~ X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014)

July 3, 2014 by theipc

BY: SIR ANONYMOUS (And no, it’s not me, I liked this movie) When I saw Mr. IPC’s invite to Shitfest Summer 2014, I was pretty excited. We all like be vulgar and express ourselves from time to time and this seemed like a perfect way to do so. However, I wanted to see a film I hadn’t seen before so that I could express my hatred and disdain with as much sincerity as possible. I didn’t think I would find […]

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THE NIGHTTIME SHITFEST SHITFEST SOCIAL IS ON!!

July 2, 2014 by theipc

WOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Next Friday – the 11th – here at the IPC, we’ll be holding our first ever Nighttime Shitfest Social!! HIP HIP HOORAY!!! HUZZAH!!! EXCELSIOR!!! And…. since 5:00 is my bed time – your host will be none other than the infamous and diabolical CINEMA PARROT DISCO!! Since we want to accommodate some of our hard working North American friends, colleagues and acquaintances, we’ve set the time for 5:00 PM U.S. CENTRAL TIME. That’s 6:00 PM U.S. EASTERN […]

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SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER ~ ULTRACHRIST! (2003)

July 1, 2014 by theipc

BY: FILM GRIMOIRE ULTRACHRIST! 2003 Another season passes, and another Shitfest begins! I know this because I willingly watched a film called Ultrachrist! (2003) the other day, and I never normally would have done such a thing. I’m not sure how I found this film, but I had the opportunity to watch it, and I did so. And it was bad. Ultrachrist! begins with Jesus Christ himself arriving from the heavens above, naked, in a dingy alleyway in New […]

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THE SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER OPENING CEREMONY!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

June 30, 2014 by theipc

SET YOUR CLOCKS AND BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES!! SHITFEST STARTS TOMORROW!! WE’VE GOT SOME GREAT SHIT LINED UP ALREADY BUT WE STILL HAVE ROOM FOR MORE!! IF YOU’VE BEEN SCARED TO SEND ME SOMETHING CHECK OUT WHAT WE HAVE COMING UP OVER THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND GRAB YOURSELF BY THE SACK AND SEND THEM IN!! At the end of the festival we’ll all get together and vote on our favorite entries! You’ll send me an email with your five […]

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THE SHITFEST SHITFEST SOCIAL!

June 27, 2014 by theipc

Hi everyone!! Looks like the time has been set for: FRIDAY JULY 11th at 2:00 US Central time Is anyone still in?? It also looks like he votes have been cast and the winner is – DUM DUM DUUMMMMMMMMMMM AXE GIANT THE WRATH OF PAUL BUNYAN 25.93% (7 votes) (Sorry Gary) BUT WAIT!!!!! WHAT???? We have an opportunity for a later viewing too!!! And it might not even be THIS movie!! Someone is teetering on hosting a second Social that […]

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