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SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER ~ 3 DAYS TO KILL (2014)

August 4, 2014 by caragale

A fine and pleasant day to you, beautiful readers! Cara from Silver Screen Serenade here to once again destroy all that Eric Isaacs holds sacred while he is trapped in the Pit of Despair celebrate this glorious blogging contest we lovingly refer to as Shitfest. As I’ve done in the past, I’d like to take a minute to warn my sweet, innocent, pure-hearted readers that I will be striking a different tone over here—and by “different tone” I mean I will […]

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SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER ~ BLADE RUNNER (1982)

August 1, 2014 by theipc

BY: HARD TICKET TO HOME VIDEO Shitfest 2014: Summer I realize that I’m in the minority here, but I loathed Blade Runner. It’s one of the most boring, pretentious, tedious, etc., movies I’ve ever seen. It’s, dare I say it, humdrum. It literally took me six tries to get through, and I should have stopped at three. And I even watched one of the cuts without the anus-freezingly horrendous Harrison Ford voiceover (I actually disagree with Darabont here, the […]

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SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER ~ NEED FOR SPEED (2014)

July 31, 2014 by theipc

BY: MOVIEROB Most people who know me, know that I kinda, sorta like movies. 🙂 I can usually find some (even minor) redeeming factor in most movies, but while searching for a movie to review for Summer Shitfest I was totally stumped as to what to review because it’s very hard for me to rewatch a movie that I thought was so horrendous that I would deem it Shitfest worthy. After racking my brain for weeks, I finally decided on […]

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SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER ~ SKELETON MAN (2004)

July 30, 2014 by theipc

BY: BANANAS ABOUT MOVIES Skeleton Man The following review of Skeleton Man is brought to you in association with Shitfest Summer 2014, a blogathon that comes to you all the way from Shitfest Island, bearing gifts of movie crapdom, with a side order of rancid sweetcorn, and greasy peanuts from a half-digested Snickers bar, parped into a bucket from the arse of a man with irritable bowel syndrome. Yes, this is Shitfest. And this is Skeleton Man, a crime against […]

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SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER ~ RETURN TO SLEEPAWAY CAMP (2008)

July 29, 2014 by theipc

BY: KLOIPY Return to Sleepaway Camp Review by Kloipy I’ll start off by saying that I am a fan of the series. I like all three of them. And I can’t even say that I hate this one, because a little character named Alan. But we’ll get into the genius that is Alan a little later. This movie has apparently been in the making for around 5 or 6 years now. You’d think in those years they would have gone […]

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SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER ~ THE TRAVELER – “FATMAN FOREVER”

July 28, 2014 by theipc

BY: SCREENKICKER The Traveler (2010) And, for the first time!! THE IPC and SCREENKICKER present: THE MANY FACES OF VAL KILMER!!! Its always difficult when it comes to choosing a film for shitfest. Do you watch a properly bad movie that doesn’t move you and you forget about instantly? Or do you pick one that’s awful in a watchable way? This summer I have chosen the second type, I present to you The Traveler starring 80s actor Val Kilmer! The […]

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SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER ~ AMERICAN HUSTLE

July 25, 2014 by theipc

BY: MOST UNCLEAN I don’t know if I am going to take some shit for this or not – and I’m not doing this to be cooly counter culture – but I fucking really hated this movie and this is the perfect example of why I don’t ever watch those Oscar nominated, pretentious pieces of shit movies they like so much. I mean, me and Mrs. IPC rented this one night when it came out on VOD and sat through […]

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SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER ~ YELLOWBRICKROAD (2010)

July 24, 2014 by theipc

BY: FILMNERDBLOG Yellowbrickroad I’m talking about Yellowbrickroad all-one-word. The turgid 2010 horror film, not the 2005 documentary Yellow Brick Road, about a group of disabled actors staging a performance of The Wizard of Oz, which actually sounds quite interesting. Seeing as this is Shitfest, I’ve no need to worry that I’m giving anything away by saying right at the start that this is truly, unequivocally and without any remote, miniscule, wavering shadow of a doubt, one of the worst films […]

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SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER ~ JONAH HEX (2010)

July 18, 2014 by theipc

BY: DIGITAL SHORTBREAD Shitfest summer ’14 – ‘Jonah hex’ Jonah Hex is a boner-killer, despite a Megan Fox pre-face job. It is actually almost suicide-inducingly bad. If it were a person it might be Osama bin Laden, or perhaps even Ryan Seacrest. Let me first pose two pieces of information that will probably fuck your mind into thinking it’s being. . .well, fucked with: an IMDb consensus of this movie is 4.6, which is terrible. Okay, maybe Rotten Tomatoes […]

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