Tag: shitfest 2015: summer

SHITFEST 2015 ~ SUMMER: IT FOLLOWS (2014)

August 14, 2015 by theipc

SUBMITTED BY Shitfest 2015 ~ Summer: It Follows (2014) Shit Swallows (2014) It Follows (2014) *SPOILERS FOLLOW!* BRAD: I’m not gonna lie. I didn’t hate it. It had great atmosphere and camera work. And I had a love/hate relationship with the score but at times it really worked and there were times when there was no score which was great for added tension. BRIAN: I thought the score was ok. It was like a combo of Halloween, Dune, and Star Trek: […]

Categories: 2015, HUH???, JIZZ, Movie Reviews, No Boobs, SHITFEST 2015: SUMMER • Tags: Boobs, Daniel Zovatto, David Robert Mitchell, Debbie Williams, Dongs, hipsters, I ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT, it follows movie review, Keir Gilchrist, Lili Sepe, Maika Monroe, monsters, old ladies, Olivia Luccardi, One of my Favorite Movies, peepers, Ruby Harris, shitfest 2015: summer, the beach scene, Underwear, wonderful score

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SHITFEST 2015 ~ SUMMER: PAUL BLART: MALL COP 2

August 13, 2015 by theipc

SUBMITTED BY Have you ever watched anything that made you think, “I can’t believe I wasted 90 minutes of my life watching this piece of s***…”? I have. It’s called Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2. It’s a horrible piece of garbage filled with slapstick and jokes that aren’t even remotely funny. I don’t know what the writers were thinking when they put the script together but there’s no excuse for this. The original was far from great but comparatively, it’s […]

Categories: 2015, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, FUCKING TERRIBLE, HUH???, No Boobs, Nothing, One Top Hat, SHITFEST 2015: SUMMER, WHY??? • Tags: #creepsiesforever, #crepescrepescrepes, #existentialpigs, #nobroccoli, #nooatmeal, #satanicbestiesforever, #satanicdoorknobs, #sataniceyebrows, #sataniclampsalways, combovers, Daniella Alonso, Eduardo Verástegui, I HATE THIS MOVIE, i heart the creative foxden, Kevin James, MISERABLE, No Boobs, push-ups, Raini Rodriguez, shitfest 2015: summer, TERRIBLE SHIT, they raped the first one

SHITFEST 2015 ~ SUMMER: BINGE OF RAGE (2015)

August 12, 2015 by theipc

SUBMITTED BY THE IPC PRESENTS… A SHITFEST ORIGINAL “BINGE OF RAGE” Hey Ginobili and PattyParker! Wanna watch some movies!? All right, first up…Birdman! 15 MINUTES LATER… Ginobili, of course it does! Just give it a little more time. This movie won Best Picture, so you know it’s good! 30 MINUTES LATER… What, you guys don’t like it? Okay, I will take it off and put on something else. How about Boyhood? 20 MINUTES LATER… Don’t be so impatient, Ginobili, this […]

Categories: 2015, Death and Destruction, Movie Reviews, No Boobs, Nothing, SHITFEST 2015: SUMMER • Tags: Ali Faulkner, Andrea Riseborough, binge of rage, birdman can fuck off, birdman is boring as fuck, birdman is shit, birdman movie, BIRDS, BOOBS?? DOUBTFUL..., boyhood, boyhood 2014 movie, bullshit jazz, CATS, Ed Norton, Ellar Coltrane, Emma Stone, emma stone naked, Ethan Hawke, i doubt there's boobs, i hate this movie and i haven't seen it, Jonathan Bennett, manu ginobili, Michael Keaton, Miriam Weisbecker, Naomi Watts, No Boobs, Patricia Arquette, plays and shit, Richard Linklater, Richard Riehle, shitfest 2015, shitfest 2015: summer, shitfest forever and ever, Stelio Savante, THE SECRET VILLAGE, THE SHITFEST SOCIAL, this movie can fuck itself, this movie can go suck it, this sounds absolutely miserable, THIS WILL BE TERRIBLE, tv sign off cards, WHO KNOWS HOW THIS IS GOING TO GO, why would anyone watch this, Zach Galifianakis

SHITFEST 2015 ~ SUMMER: THEY’RE PLAYING WITH FIRE (1984)

August 5, 2015 by theipc

SUBMITTED BY: THEY’RE PLAYING WITH FIRE (1984) – Sybil Danning’s bod; everything else, bad have what I call “The Adrienne Barbeau Theorem,” which is as follows: Big breasts, in and of themselves, are not enough reason to watch a terrible movie. Ironically, there are two movies that strongly test my theorem, and one of them is Adrienne Barbeau’s Swamp Thing (which see my review at this blog). The other is an abysmal ’80s slasher flick titled They’re Playing with Fire. Sybil […]

Categories: 2015, 80s, Boobs, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, Drive - In, HUH???, SHITFEST 2015: SUMMER, THE IPC DOES TV • Tags: Andrew Prine sybil danning for the win, boats, Boobs, boobs and bikinis, Drinking, Eric Brown, hot for teacher, looks awful, Sex, sex with teacher, shitfest 2015: summer, Sybil Danning, teachsploitation, they're playing with fire 1984 tv

SHITFEST 2015 ~ SUMMER: MORTDECAI (2015)

August 4, 2015 by theipc

SUBMITTED BY: 2015, Directed by David Koepp Written by Eric Aronson (screenplay), Kyril Bonfiglioli (novel) Starring: Johnny Depp, Gwyneth Paltrow, Ewan McGregor Juggling angry Russians, the British Mi5, and an international terrorist, debonair art dealer and part time rogue Charlie Mortdecai races to recover a stolen painting rumored to contain a code that leads to lost Nazi gold. In lieu of flowers, please send donations to: Lionsgate Films That should be the review right there. Alas, I must keep going. […]

Categories: 2015, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, FUCKING TERRIBLE, HUH???, Movie Reviews, No Boobs, Nothing, SHITFEST 2015: SUMMER • Tags: carly hearts movies, Ewan McGregor, Gwyneth Paltrow, i hate johnny depp, Johnny Depp, mortdecai movie, No Boobs, Olivia Munn, Paul Bettany, shitfest 2015: summer, this looks so fucking stupid

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A SHITFEST 2015 ~ SUMMER TOP TEN LIST!!

July 30, 2015 by theipc

Sure, we all know what comes OUT of your bottom but what about the stuff we put in it? I recently studied a grown man inserting various items into his rectum and the following case is pure scientific fact! I present: THE TOP TEN THINGS LUKE ABBOTT PUTS UP HIS BUTT! * # 1O: THE IRISH#9: WOMEN’S HOSIERY#8: MAC AND CHEESE#7: HIS LITTLE BROTHER’S IPAD#6: BARRISTER WIGS#5: WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE#4: BOBBIES#3: MY OLD 1956 FORD PICKUP#2: THE TOWER OF LONDON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND […]

Categories: 2015, Action, Death and Destruction, Excitement, Five Top Hats, HUH???, I'm Stupid, JIZZ, Most Unclean, No Boobs, SATAN!, SHITFEST 2015: SUMMER, WOAH! • Tags: '56 fords, angry birds, arses, asses, barrister wigs, Billy Zane, blimey, bobbis, bollocks, Butts, erin go braugh, god save the queen, ipads, liam abbott, mac and cheese, outie belly buttons, shitfest 2015: summer, silky hosiery, the gentry, THE IPC, the irish, the oracle of film, the tower of london, Worcestershire sauce

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SHITFEST 2015 ~ SUMMER: THE STARVING GAMES (2012)

July 29, 2015 by theipc

SUBMITTED BY: (FILM GRIMOIRE) The Starving Games (2013) Happy Shitfest everyone! This notoriously shitty film is one of those lame parody films, a trend which hopefully will end really soon. This is a parody of The Hunger Games (2012), which you would never be able to guess from the title. The Starving Games (2013) tells the story of Kantmiss Evershot (Maiara Walsh), who lives in District 12, a place where there is no food and everyone is totally starving. Blah […]

Categories: 2015, FUCKING TERRIBLE, HUH???, No Boobs, Nothing, SHITFEST 2015: SUMMER, WHY??? • Tags: Aaron Seltzer, Brant Daugherty, Cody Christian, Diedrich Bader, FILM GRIMOIRE, i love film grimoire, Jason Friedberg, Kennedy Hermansen, Lauren Bowles, Looks Terrible, Maiara Walsh, middle fingers, No Boobs, shit, shitfest 2015: summer, SHITFEST FOREVER!!, Taylor Murphy, the starving games, The Worst

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SHITFEST 2015 ~ SUMMER: INSURGENT (2015)

July 28, 2015 by theipc

SUBMITTED BY: Insurgent continues a series tradition by being a painfully generic pubescent daydream preaching a cookie cutter message about being a special snowflake. Pros: Some special effects sequences look nice, capturing the jarring dissonance of a bad dream. Some practical sets are comparatively inviting next to the rest of the film, although it’s always more exciting to climb over rubble than to walk down a hallway. Octavia Spencer delivers her role briefly, with more professionalism and emotion than the […]

Categories: 2015, FUCKING TERRIBLE, HUH???, Movie Reviews, No Boobs, Nothing, Sci - Fi, SHITFEST 2015: SUMMER, WHY??? • Tags: Ansel Elgort, Beatrice Prior, hailene Woodley, i assume - no boobs, Insurgent (2015) movie, Kate Winslet, Lyndsi LaRose, shitfest 2015: summer, should you watch, SOUNDS SHIT, teen sci fi, Theo James, ya movies

SHITFEST 2015 ~SUMMER: HOT TUB TIME MACHINE 2 (2015)

July 27, 2015 by theipc

SUBMITTED BY: Hot Tub Time Machine 2 (2015) [Shitfest Review] Hot Tub Time Machine 2 is the sequel that nobody asked for. A sequel that I didn’t think I would even see the light of day after the absolute pile of wank that Hot Tub Time Machine 1 was. It takes our 3 best buds (Rob Corddry, Craig Robinson, Clark Duke) minus the only reason to really watch the first one (John Cusack) and sends them into the future to […]

Categories: 2015, Boobs, FUCKING TERRIBLE, GROSS!!, HUH???, JIZZ, WHY??? • Tags: Adam Scott, ass sex, Bianca Haase, Boobs, Clark Duke, Collette Wolfe, Craig Robinson, Gillian Jacobs, Gretchen Koerner, hot tub time machine 2, i hate rob corddry, I Hated It, i've seen this and it sucked, JIZZ, Kellee Stewart, MISERABLE, Rob Corddry, shitfest 2015: summer, Terrible

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