Tag: SHITFEST WINTER

YOU’RE INVITED!! TO A SHITFEST SOCIAL!!

March 2, 2014 by theipc

Do you remember the other day when I posted about the SHITFEST OPPORTUNITY? Well that had a lot better response than I figured -which was totally a good thing! I had originally conceived the idea as a one on one (NO MIKE STOP!!!) deal where myself and someone else would so something but then I got to thinking – why not just invite everyone?? We’ll make an event out of it!! So here’s the thing if you’re still interested: ON […]

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SHITFEST 2014: WINTER | THE CLOSING CEREMONY ~ GREEN RIVER (2008)

February 28, 2014 by theipc

BY: What is this bullshit??? This keeps – well “kept” – showing up as something I would like, recommended on my viewing history on Netflix and, I suppose that could be right since I order a LOT of SHIT from them. But this – this is TERRIBLE! I finally decided to give it a shot because the cover poster is actually kind of decent looking, evoking something that might be good but GOD DAMN this was a piece of shit. […]

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SHITFEST 2014: WINTER ~ GEORGE BIDDLE, CPA (2012)

February 25, 2014 by theipc

BY: 1) This video is hilarious! 2) Why would you two watch THIS???? 3) It took me fucking forever to find a decent sized poster for this! 4) This was wonderful 5) THANK YOU TWO!!

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SHITFEST 2014: WINTER ~ TUSK (2014)

February 24, 2014 by theipc

BY: Tusk (unreleased) While thinking of a movie to review for Shitfest: Winter I was hit by a stroke of fantastic luck: I was invited to a sneak preview of the latest horrible Kevin Smith film! If there’s better material for a Shitfest movie than the movies Kevin Smith literally shits out onto a reel of film then wipes his cratered ass with that stupid orange and blue hockey jersey he wears then wears it the rest of the week […]

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SHITFEST 2014: WINTER ~ X-MEN: THE LAST STAND (2006)

February 23, 2014 by theipc

BY: X-Men 3: The Last Stand (2006) Tim The Film Guy is a big nerd and I love my comics and superheroes. The movies have been both good and bad to this genre over the years but very rarely does a steaming pile of shit fly at you like this film did. X Men 3 isn’t alone in the shit comic movie world, it’s joined closely by Spiderman 3 and Green Lantern, but this one has a special place for […]

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SHITFEST 2014: WINTER ~ SCOTT PILGRIM VS THE WORLD (2010)

February 23, 2014 by theipc

BY: Scott Pilgrim vs the World – Worse than Hitler? In 1935 a woman named Leni Riefenstahl directed a film called ‘Triumph of the Will’. The movie is still considered a landmark achievement in film-making. The downside? It was a propaganda film for those epic asshats the Nazi Party. So what does this morally disgusting yet well made piece of cinema have to do with Scott Pilgrim vs the World? I think the answer is in the question. Scott Pilgrim is […]

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SHITFEST 2014: WINTER ~ GETAWAY (2013)

February 22, 2014 by theipc

BY: SHITFEST 2014 SUBMISSION Getaway (2013) I refuse to believe Director Courtney Solomon is this terrible a filmmaker. Instead, I will believe him the most brilliant scientist the world has ever known. Because, in a scientific discovery unparalleled throughout history, Solomon must have mixed a freshly lain turd, eight moldy hamburger buns, three decayed pumpkins, five rotten apples, two rabbit carcasses and a sprinkling of cumin. Then, he must have miraculously converted the mashing process into a feature length motion […]

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SHITFEST 2014: WINTER ~ MAMA (2013)

February 21, 2014 by theipc

BY: Alrighty, I am back for another Shitfest outing! Yay! However, the content that comprises of Shitfest is not always so exciting. So let us move on to my entry and the reasons behind it. Mama… I had so many people raving about it (that probably did not help the film’s predicament), telling me that I had to get on it; it was theoretically really awesome and scary and blah, blah, blah. Well, let me tell you, the day I […]

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SHITFEST 2014: WINTER ~ INSIDIOUS CHAPTER 2 (2013)

February 20, 2014 by theipc

BY: Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013) * Though Josh (Patrick Wilson) has succeeded in getting his son (Ty Simpkins) back from the spirit world via astral projection, something else has found its way into Josh’s body and it intends to stay there. So, Josh finds himself stuck in the other realm as if he were one of the dead. His wife, Renai (Rose Byrne), suspects that the man in front of her may not really be her husband after he fails to […]

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SHITFEST 2014: WINTER ~ EMBRACE OF THE VAMPIRE (1995)

February 17, 2014 by theipc

BY: (THE DEFENDING SHITFEST CHAMPION!!!) Embrace of the Vampire (1995) This movie is a turd and I can’t even believe that I watched the whole thing. The. Whole. Fucking. Thing. It’s only an hour and a half but it felt like an eternity, I guess that’s what they were going for? I could’ve easily gotten enough material for this Shitfest post from the first twenty minutes alone, but apparently I’ve got too much integrity to cop out like that. Or […]

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SHITFEST 2014: WINTER ~ THE HAPPENING (2008)

February 15, 2014 by theipc

BY: Spoilers for numerous movies here – don’t say you weren’t warned 🙂 When I first heard about Shitfest a few months ago, I couldn’t understand the concept of why anyone would purposely see a movie they though was a massive pile of manure again in order to rant about it. As many of you who know me already know, I love to watch movies and will watch as many as I can, whenever I can. So I once again asked […]

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HAPPY SHITFEST VALENTINE’S DAY!!! NEED SOME ROMANCE? HERE’S: ON THE LINE (2001)

February 14, 2014 by theipc

BY: Shitfest 2014: Winter: On The Line (2001) Happy Valentines Day everyone! You’d better bust out the popcorn, chocolate covered strawberries, and a fine sparkling red wine, because boy do I have an excellently shitty Shitfest: Valentines Day Edition film for you to watch on this night of nights. When I learned that two members of the band N*Sync starred in the same film, and it’s from the early 2000s, and it’s a romantic comedy, the first thing that popped into […]

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Isaacs Picture Conclusions

An Honest Review from an Honest (and Gassy) Guy (who doesn't take things too seriously)