Tag: Sid Haig

STRANGERS ON A PLANE 2: GOODNIGHT MOMMY AND BONE TOMAHAWK

January 8, 2016 by theipc

One day, a number of years ago, I took the day off to have some fellows come over and clean out our chimney. When they got there, I moved from the couch to the kitchen and started watching a shit movie called Dead Girl which centers around a couple of high school punks who skip class one day and find a dead lady chained to a table in some bunker somewhere. Turns out she’s naked with a massively unshaven hoohaw, […]

Categories: 2016, Boobs, GROSS!!, Three Top Hats • Tags: Balls, Betty Chandler, Bone Tomahawk (2015), broken leg, Chicory, David Arquette, Elias Schwarz, foggy brains, gangrene, goodnight mommy (2014), Guts, he'll hang, I KNEW THAT WAS SEAN YOUNG!!!!, ich seh ich seh, Kurt Russell, Lili Simmons, Lukas Schwarz, man split in half, Marem Hassler, matthew fox, Moustaches, No Boobs, not believable, Patrick Wilson, Richard Jenkins, Roaches, S. Craig Zahler, Sean Young, Sid Haig, Susanne Wuest, The Sex, Very Gory, Western

BONE TOMAHAWK (2015): 1, EVERYTHING ELSE: 0

October 28, 2015 by theipc

Wow… it’s hard to believe I’ve vanished out of the blogging world so much… I never, ever wanted to but figured this would happen once I got out of my daily routine… I did five posts a day every week for almost three years… yowza… : ( – well – I watched this movie today and totally loved it, so I thought I would try and put something together about it (and keep up on my typing skills). This movie […]

Categories: 2015, Action, Cannibal Bastards, Four Top Hats, I LOVED IT, Movie Reviews, No Boobs, Very Gory, Western • Tags: Balls, Betty Chandler, Bone Tomahawk (2015), broken leg, Chicory, David Arquette, foggy brains, gangrene, Guts, he'll hang, I KNEW THAT WAS SEAN YOUNG!!!!, Kurt Russell, Lili Simmons, man split in half, Marem Hassler, matthew fox, Moustaches, No Boobs, Patrick Wilson, Richard Jenkins, S. Craig Zahler, Sean Young, Sid Haig, The Sex, Very Gory, Western

HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES (2003) TWO TOP HATS

September 1, 2015 by theipc

I’ve spent a few days after watching this trying to determine exactly what it is about this movie that I dislike so much. I mean, I dig Zombie and I really like Devil’s Rejects. I thought Halloween was decent (but 2 sucked ass). This wasn’t too gruesome or anything and it was basically just an hour and a half long music video so, I guess, if I had to pinpoint it, it would probably boil down to the fact that it doesn’t […]

Categories: 2015, Cannibal Bastards, HUH???, No Boobs, Two Top Hats, Very Gory, Zombies • Tags: Butts, Captain Spaulding, Doctor Satan, Erin Daniels, House of 1000 Corpses Movie Review, I DON'T GET IT, Jennifer Jostyn, man-fish, Matthew McGrory, No Boobs, pretty dumb, Rainn Wilson, Rob Zombie, Sherri Moon Zombie, Sid Haig, The Firefly Family, Tiny, Walton Goggins

SHITFEST 2015: A FIVE MOVIE QUINTET FROM VAMPIRE PLACEBO!

March 3, 2015 by theipc

THIS ENTRY SUBMITTED BY THE DELICIOUS: Shitfest Quintet Since I’m really not great at writing long reviews, I decided that I would do 5 mini-reviews instead. Enjoy! 🙂 House of 1000 Corpses So Rob Zombie made a movie? That’ll be awesome! *puts it in the dvd player* Oh, I’m sure it just starts slow… *waits* Any time now… *waits more* Oh look, gore… *waits* And, oh, more gore… *sighs* Maybe I’ve got some email to check… *heavy sighs* Or maybe […]

Categories: 2015, Boobs, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, Cannibal Bastards, FUCKING TERRIBLE, Ghosts, HUH???, Movie Reviews, SATAN!, SHITFEST 2015, Very Gory • Tags: a shitfest 2015 quintet!, Alison Lohman, antimacassars, Ashley C. Williams, Ashlynn Yennie, ass to mouth, Bill Moseley, Birgit Stein, blond witches, Blood!!, Bojana Novakovic, Boobs, candy, Clint Howard, curses, destruction, Dieter Laser, Ellie Cornell, Enuka Okuma, Erica Durance, Erin Daniels, Famke Janssen, Gemma Arterton, gemma arterton boobs, gemma arterton is a babe, goats, GUNS, gypsies, hansel and gretel: witch hunters movie, horned witches, House of 1000 Corpses (2003), House of the Dead (2003), Ingrid Bolsø Berdal, Jennifer Jostyn, Jeremy Renner, Joanna Kulig, Jonathan Cherry, JUSTIN LONG, Karen Black, Kira Clavell, mad scientists, man-fish, no bare boobs, Ona Grauer, Peter Stormare, Pihla Viitala, red witches, Rob Zombie, Ruth Livier, Satan and his Buddies, shit movies, shitfest 2015, Sid Haig, Sonya Salomaa, stitches, this post is great, toboggans, Tom Six, Tommy Wirkola, trolls, Tyron Leitso, uwe boll, vampire placebo, Walton Goggins, Witches!!, Zombies

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HATCHET 3 (2013) THREE TOP HATS

June 21, 2013 by theipc

*Beware – there’s a gnarly image down below. If you ever wanted to check out my thoughts on the first two, you can find them HERE. *Beware – that’s one of the first things I ever wrote and it’s filled with grammar and syntax errors (that I was too lazy to go fix). Also – I know we (especially Tyson) give each other grief on giving things top marks, or perfect scores – but my place on here isn’t about […]

Categories: 2013, Drive - In, Grindhouse, Movie Reviews, No Boobs, Three Top Hats, Very Gory • Tags: Adam Green, Blood Everywhere, Caroline Williams, Cody Blue Snider, Danielle Harris, Derek Mears, Hatchet 3 Movie Review, Kane Hodder, New Orleans, No Boobs, Rileah Vanderbilt, Sid Haig, Victor Crowley, Zach Galligan

THX 1138 (1971) TWO TOP HATS

December 10, 2012 by theipc

I don’t know if this thing is regarded as some sort of George Lucas classic Sci – Fi or something because I don’t really study things I watch or anything unless I really like it, so I don’t know if I am going to piss anyone off when I write about this BUT: this was so fucking boring I almost didn’t make it. I was busy being born in 1971 so I didn’t make it to the theaters for this […]

Categories: 70s, Three Top Hats, Thriller • Tags: Donald Pleasence, George Lucas, Giant Rats!!, Irene Cagen, Maggie McOmie, Robert Duvall, Robots!!, Science Fiction, Sid Haig, THX 1138 Movie Review

Isaacs Picture Conclusions

An Honest Review from an Honest (and Gassy) Guy (who doesn't take things too seriously)