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DRAGGED ACROSS CONCRETE (2018) NO ONE GETS DRAGGED ACROSS CONCRETE

April 1, 2019 by theipc

Well, I figured since I pay for this place I might as well use it once a year. I’ve tried doing posts on my phone but that’s fucking terrible – torture for a guy like me – today I have a little time with my iPad so let’s see what happens. I haven’t really watched much lately aside from TV shows but I figured I might as well cover this since I’ve done his other movies. Remember when Bone Tomahawk […]

Categories: Boobs, Death and Destruction, Drive - In, Four Top Hats, Noir, Thriller • Tags: Boobs, Butts, don johnson, dragged across concrete, Gibson’s car needs shock absorbers, goggles, GUNS, Mel Gibson, smoking, The Sex, Vince Vaughn

JB AND THE CHOP DO: AMITYVILLE: THE AWAKENING (2017) BETTER THAN A PUNCH IN THE BALLS

December 15, 2017 by theipc

But not by much… click above to head over and see some of this: And a little bit of this: But none of this: And you definitely won’t feel like this:

Categories: 2017, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, FUCKING TERRIBLE, JB & THE CHOP, Nothing, One Top Hat • Tags: a babysitter locked in the closet, a terrible pile of shit, Amityville 3-D, amityville 4: the evil escapes, amityville exorcism, Amityville: A New Generation (1993), amityville: the awakening, Amityville: The Demon, Andrew Douglas, Andrew Prine, asshole father, bella thorne in her underwear, blood dripping walls, Boobs, braces, Brandy Gold, Burt Young, bushy bears, candle wax, Candy Clark, Casey Campbell, Cassandra Gava, cheetos, Chloe Grace Moretz, David Naughton, Dawna Wightman, demon in a well, Demons, Devin Clark, Diane Franklin, don't put you're hand in the fucking garbage disposal idiot, elevators, evil cats, Flies, Fredric Lehne, fuck continuity in its butthole, Fucking Stupid, ghost sex, Gracie Largent, GUNS, hangings, haunted mirrors, Helen Hughes, Helen Shaver, holes to hell, incest, Insane Asylum, Jack Magner, James Brolin, james brolin's nuts, James Carolus, James Olson, Jane Wyatt, Jeff Kirkendall, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Jimmy Bennett, Julia Nickson, Kim Coates, Lala Sloatman, Lin Shaye, lois lane's boobs, lois lane's butt, Lori Loughlin, Margot Kidder, Marie DeLorenzo, Meg Ryan, Melissa George, microfiche, miserable graphics, more blood dripping walls, more flies, MUTANTS, not even in amityville, overalls, patty duke, Philip Baker Hall, Piper Kennedy, possessed lamp, Rachel Nichols, Richard Roundtree, Robert Joy, Robert Rusler, Rod Steiger, ronald reagan, Ross Partridge, Rutanya Alda, RYAN REYNOLDS, Sandor Stern. Patty Duke, Satan and his Buddies, satanic wood, scary houses, shotguns, Side Boob, smoking, squish squish squish, super gramma, terrible 90s hairdos, Terry O'Quinn, Tess Harper, The Amityville Curse (1989), the amityville haunting, The Amityville Horror (1979), The Amityville Horror (2005), the amityville playhouse, the guy from the stepfather, tight underwear, Tony Roberts, turd monster, two sex scenes, uke Barnett, unremarkable, Zoe Trilling

JB AND THE CHOP DO: AMITYVILLE EXORCISM (2017) FOUL AND REPELLENT

February 3, 2017 by theipc

SO… I had to look up new synonyms for horrible for this thing… I found things like: dreadful, awful, terrible, shocking, appalling, horrifying, horrific, horrendous, horrid, hideous, grisly, ghastly, gruesome, gory, harrowing, heinous, vile, unspeakable; nightmarish, macabre, spine-chilling, blood-curdling; loathsome, monstrous, abhorrent, hateful, hellish, execrable, abominable, atrocious, sickening, foul as well as: nasty, horrid, disagreeable, unpleasant, detestable, awful, dreadful, terrible, appalling, frightful, godawful foul, repulsive, repugnant, repellent, ghastly; obnoxious, hateful, odious, hideous, objectionable, insufferable, vile, loathsome, abhorrent; In the end, […]

Categories: 2016, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, FUCKING TERRIBLE, JB & THE CHOP, Nothing, One Top Hat • Tags: a babysitter locked in the closet, a terrible pile of shit, Amityville 3-D, amityville 4: the evil escapes, amityville exorcism, Amityville: A New Generation (1993), Amityville: The Demon, Andrew Douglas, Andrew Prine, asshole father, blood dripping walls, Boobs, braces, Brandy Gold, Burt Young, bushy bears, candle wax, Candy Clark, Casey Campbell, Cassandra Gava, cheetos, Chloe Grace Moretz, David Naughton, Dawna Wightman, demon in a well, Demons, Devin Clark, Diane Franklin, don't put you're hand in the fucking garbage disposal idiot, elevators, evil cats, Flies, Fredric Lehne, fuck continuity in its butthole, Fucking Stupid, ghost sex, Gracie Largent, GUNS, hangings, haunted mirrors, Helen Hughes, Helen Shaver, holes to hell, incest, Insane Asylum, Jack Magner, James Brolin, james brolin's nuts, James Carolus, James Olson, Jane Wyatt, Jeff Kirkendall, Jimmy Bennett, Julia Nickson, Kim Coates, Lala Sloatman, Lin Shaye, lois lane's boobs, lois lane's butt, Lori Loughlin, Margot Kidder, Marie DeLorenzo, Meg Ryan, Melissa George, microfiche, miserable graphics, more blood dripping walls, more flies, not even in amityville, overalls, patty duke, Philip Baker Hall, Piper Kennedy, possessed lamp, Rachel Nichols, Richard Roundtree, Robert Joy, Robert Rusler, Rod Steiger, ronald reagan, Ross Partridge, Rutanya Alda, RYAN REYNOLDS, Sandor Stern. Patty Duke, Satan and his Buddies, satanic wood, scary houses, shotguns, Side Boob, smoking, squish squish squish, super gramma, terrible 90s hairdos, Terry O'Quinn, Tess Harper, The Amityville Curse (1989), the amityville haunting, The Amityville Horror (1979), The Amityville Horror (2005), the amityville playhouse, the guy from the stepfather, tight underwear, Tony Roberts, turd monster, two sex scenes, uke Barnett, Zoe Trilling

JB AND THE CHOP DO: AMITYVILLE TERROR (2016) A RETURN TO THE ABYSS

January 27, 2017 by theipc

Today, young JB and I return to the abyss and bear witness to the atrocity that is a newish movie in the Amityville franchise. Do you remember that time you and your buddy went to that bar and spent all of your money and then had to go clean up some guy’s beer-puke for a free pitcher of beer?? Is this worse than that? Click the sorry looking pic below to find out!

Categories: 2016, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, FUCKING TERRIBLE, JB & THE CHOP, Nothing, One Top Hat • Tags: a babysitter locked in the closet, a terrible pile of shit, Amityville 3-D, amityville 4: the evil escapes, amityville terror, Amityville: A New Generation (1993), Amityville: The Demon, Andrew Douglas, Andrew Prine, asshole father, blood dripping walls, Boobs, braces, Brandy Gold, Burt Young, bushy bears, candle wax, Candy Clark, Casey Campbell, Cassandra Gava, cheetos, Chloe Grace Moretz, David Naughton, Dawna Wightman, demon in a well, Demons, Devin Clark, Diane Franklin, don't put you're hand in the fucking garbage disposal idiot, elevators, evil cats, Flies, Fredric Lehne, fuck continuity in its butthole, Fucking Stupid, ghost sex, Gracie Largent, GUNS, hangings, haunted mirrors, Helen Hughes, Helen Shaver, holes to hell, incest, Insane Asylum, Jack Magner, James Brolin, james brolin's nuts, James Olson, Jane Wyatt, Jimmy Bennett, Julia Nickson, Kaiwi Lyman-Mersereau, Kim Coates, Kim Nielsen, Lala Sloatman, Lin Shaye, lois lane's boobs, lois lane's butt, Lori Loughlin, Margot Kidder, Meg Ryan, Melissa George, microfiche, miserable graphics, more blood dripping walls, more flies, Nicole Tompkins, not even in amityville, over the table banging, overalls, patty duke, Philip Baker Hall, Piper Kennedy, possessed lamp, Rachel Nichols, Richard Roundtree, Robert Joy, Robert Rusler, Rod Steiger, ronald reagan, Ross Partridge, Rutanya Alda, RYAN REYNOLDS, Sandor Stern. Patty Duke, Satan and his Buddies, satanic roses, scary houses, shotguns, Side Boob, smoking, super gramma, terrible 90s hairdos, Terrible CGI, Terry O'Quinn, Tess Harper, The Amityville Curse (1989), the amityville haunting, The Amityville Horror (1979), The Amityville Horror (2005), the amityville playhouse, the fucking flies, the guy from the stepfather, tight underwear, Tony Roberts, turd monster, two sex scenes, uke Barnett, Zoe Trilling

THE AMITYVILLE PLAYHOUSE (2015) A REAL PIECE OF SHIT

June 24, 2016 by theipc

I don’t get as many people coming by here as I used to – but – for the four of you who still do, you may remember when JB (Zoë) and I tackled entire movie franchises. Due to certain betrothals and changes of employment, we let one slip off of our radar BUT – 13 months later……… we’re fucking back!!! And this movie fucking sucked!! Click the poster above to witness how our suffering ends! And don’t worry, there’s free […]

Categories: 2016, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, FUCKING TERRIBLE, JB & THE CHOP, Nothing, One Top Hat • Tags: a babysitter locked in the closet, a terrible pile of shit, Amityville 3-D, amityville 4: the evil escapes, Amityville: A New Generation (1993), Amityville: The Demon, Andrew Douglas, Andrew Prine, asshole father, blood dripping walls, Boobs, braces, Brandy Gold, Burt Young, bushy bears, candle wax, Candy Clark, Casey Campbell, Cassandra Gava, cheetos, Chloe Grace Moretz, David Naughton, Dawna Wightman, demon in a well, Demons, Devin Clark, Diane Franklin, don't put you're hand in the fucking garbage disposal idiot, elevators, evil cats, Flies, Fredric Lehne, fuck continuity in its butthole, Fucking Stupid, ghost sex, Gracie Largent, GUNS, hangings, haunted mirrors, Helen Hughes, Helen Shaver, holes to hell, incest, Insane Asylum, Jack Magner, James Brolin, james brolin's nuts, James Olson, Jane Wyatt, Jimmy Bennett, Julia Nickson, Kim Coates, Lala Sloatman, Lin Shaye, lois lane's boobs, lois lane's butt, Lori Loughlin, Margot Kidder, Meg Ryan, Melissa George, microfiche, miserable graphics, more blood dripping walls, more flies, not even in amityville, overalls, patty duke, Philip Baker Hall, Piper Kennedy, possessed lamp, Rachel Nichols, Richard Roundtree, Robert Joy, Robert Rusler, Rod Steiger, ronald reagan, Ross Partridge, Rutanya Alda, RYAN REYNOLDS, Sandor Stern. Patty Duke, Satan and his Buddies, scary houses, shotguns, Side Boob, smoking, super gramma, terrible 90s hairdos, Terry O'Quinn, Tess Harper, The Amityville Curse (1989), the amityville haunting, The Amityville Horror (1979), The Amityville Horror (2005), the amityville playhouse, the guy from the stepfather, tight underwear, Tony Roberts, turd monster, two sex scenes, uke Barnett, Zoe Trilling

SPACE STATION 76 (2014) FIVE HARVEY WALLBANGERS

April 25, 2016 by theipc

I’ve been struggling with how to go about this piece – I know people always give other people shit for giving something top marks but I always find the need to remind The Good and Beloved Reader that I am not a movie critic and this place doesn’t exist to embrace the fields of movie canon with shit about Academy Award nominated “films”. This place was designed to talk shit about shit movies in public and not on my friend […]

Categories: 2016, 70s, Boobs, Drive - In, Excitement, Five Top Hats, Grindhouse, I LOVED IT, THREE'S CUMPANY • Tags: Anna Sophia Berglund, asteroids, bell bottoms, Boobs, Butts, doc-bot, floppy torpedoes, harvey wallbangers, i fucking loved this movie, Jack Plotnick, jerry o'connell, Kali Rocha, Katherine Ann McGregor, Kylie Rogers, LIV TYLER, Marisa Coughlan, mascara, Matt Bomer, no bras, Patrick Wilson, servo-bots, smoking, space station 76, The Sex, Weed, wicked ass wallpaper

THE PLANET OF THE APES SAGA: A SHOCKING STORY OF INTERSPECIES LOVE, BETRAYAL, DECEPTION AND MURDER!!! part 5

October 7, 2015 by theipc

A SERIOUSLY SUPER SPECIAL THANKS TO DAVID OF THATMOMENTIN.COM FOR CREATING AND PROVIDING OUR FEATURED IMAGE FOR THIS SERIES!!!! (BATTLE FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES – 1973) As our story concludes…. Having repopulated the planet with filthy ape babies, who are now fully grown and “of age” for consensual sex, Caesar and his wife, Lisa, have become bored, lost in the doldrums of family life, discontent with the mundane. Coffee in the morning… sex before pancakes and ape eggs… […]

Categories: 2015, 60s, 70s, Boobs, Four Top Hats, JIZZ, No Boobs, WHY??? • Tags: an IPC Pulp Series, ape dongs, ape tits, apeonauts, apes, battle for the planet of the apes, beneath the planet of the apes 1970, Charlton Heston, conquest of the planet of the apes 1972, cornelius, david watson, Don Murray, dr zaius, escape from the planet of the apes, filthy apes, get your hands off me, Giallorama!, human city, James Franciscus, john randolph, kim fuller, Kim Hunter, linda harrison nova, Maurice Evans, natalie trundy, new york city, roddy mcdowell, romance, sal mineo, scotch, Sex, slave girls, smoking, swingers, taylor, THE BOOFS, the planet of the apes 1968, the planet of the apes series, zira

THE PLANET OF THE APES SAGA: A SHOCKING STORY OF INTERSPECIES LOVE, BETRAYAL, DECEPTION AND MURDER!!! part 4

September 25, 2015 by theipc

A SERIOUSLY SUPER SPECIAL THANKS TO DAVID OF THATMOMENTIN.COM FOR CREATING AND PROVIDING OUR FEATURED IMAGE FOR THIS SERIES!!!! (CONQUEST OF THE PLANET OF THE APES – 1972) As our story continues…. The aftermath of his wife Zira’s death found Cornelius suffering as no ape ever had in the history of filthy apes. Who was his son’s father?? She banged SO many humans it could have been anyone, the most likely candidate would be that fucking asshole butler from their high […]

Categories: 2015, 60s, 70s, Boobs, Four Top Hats, JIZZ, No Boobs, WHY??? • Tags: an IPC Pulp Series, ape dongs, ape tits, apeonauts, apes, beneath the planet of the apes 1970, Charlton Heston, conquest of the planet of the apes 1972, cornelius, david watson, Don Murray, dr zaius, escape from the planet of the apes, filthy apes, get your hands off me, human city, James Franciscus, john randolph, kim fuller, Kim Hunter, linda harrison nova, Maurice Evans, natalie trundy, new york city, roddy mcdowell, romance, sal mineo, scotch, Sex, slave girls, smoking, swingers, taylor, the planet of the apes 1968, the planet of the apes series, zira

THE PLANET OF THE APES SAGA: A SHOCKING STORY OF INTERSPECIES LOVE, BETRAYAL, DECEPTION AND MURDER!!! part 3

September 18, 2015 by theipc

A SERIOUSLY SUPER SPECIAL THANKS TO DAVID OF THATMOMENTIN.COM FOR CREATING AND PROVIDING OUR FEATURED IMAGE FOR THIS SERIES!!!! (ESCAPE FROM THE PLANET OF THE APES – 1971) As our story continues…. The aftermath of last week’s furious and legendary four-way between man, woman and filthy apes finds Dr Zaius deceased. Apparently his ape heart and ape blood riddled with Quaaludes couldn’t withstand the five hour pounding he took from the hands and pelvis of The Bearded Man, Chaffed and scarred […]

Categories: 2015, 60s, 70s, Boobs, Four Top Hats, JIZZ, No Boobs, WHY??? • Tags: an IPC Pulp Series, ape dongs, ape tits, apeonauts, apes, beneath the planet of the apes 1970, Charlton Heston, cornelius, david watson, dr zaius, escape from the planet of the apes, filthy apes, get your hands off me, human city, James Franciscus, kim fuller, Kim Hunter, linda harrison nova, Maurice Evans, new york city, roddy mcdowell, romance, sal mineo, scotch, Sex, slave girls, smoking, swingers, taylor, the planet of the apes 1968, the planet of the apes series, zira

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