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JB AND THE CHOP DO: AMITYVILLE: THE AWAKENING (2017) BETTER THAN A PUNCH IN THE BALLS

December 15, 2017 by theipc

But not by much… click above to head over and see some of this: And a little bit of this: But none of this: And you definitely won’t feel like this:

Categories: 2017, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, FUCKING TERRIBLE, JB & THE CHOP, Nothing, One Top Hat • Tags: a babysitter locked in the closet, a terrible pile of shit, Amityville 3-D, amityville 4: the evil escapes, amityville exorcism, Amityville: A New Generation (1993), amityville: the awakening, Amityville: The Demon, Andrew Douglas, Andrew Prine, asshole father, bella thorne in her underwear, blood dripping walls, Boobs, braces, Brandy Gold, Burt Young, bushy bears, candle wax, Candy Clark, Casey Campbell, Cassandra Gava, cheetos, Chloe Grace Moretz, David Naughton, Dawna Wightman, demon in a well, Demons, Devin Clark, Diane Franklin, don't put you're hand in the fucking garbage disposal idiot, elevators, evil cats, Flies, Fredric Lehne, fuck continuity in its butthole, Fucking Stupid, ghost sex, Gracie Largent, GUNS, hangings, haunted mirrors, Helen Hughes, Helen Shaver, holes to hell, incest, Insane Asylum, Jack Magner, James Brolin, james brolin's nuts, James Carolus, James Olson, Jane Wyatt, Jeff Kirkendall, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Jimmy Bennett, Julia Nickson, Kim Coates, Lala Sloatman, Lin Shaye, lois lane's boobs, lois lane's butt, Lori Loughlin, Margot Kidder, Marie DeLorenzo, Meg Ryan, Melissa George, microfiche, miserable graphics, more blood dripping walls, more flies, MUTANTS, not even in amityville, overalls, patty duke, Philip Baker Hall, Piper Kennedy, possessed lamp, Rachel Nichols, Richard Roundtree, Robert Joy, Robert Rusler, Rod Steiger, ronald reagan, Ross Partridge, Rutanya Alda, RYAN REYNOLDS, Sandor Stern. Patty Duke, Satan and his Buddies, satanic wood, scary houses, shotguns, Side Boob, smoking, squish squish squish, super gramma, terrible 90s hairdos, Terry O'Quinn, Tess Harper, The Amityville Curse (1989), the amityville haunting, The Amityville Horror (1979), The Amityville Horror (2005), the amityville playhouse, the guy from the stepfather, tight underwear, Tony Roberts, turd monster, two sex scenes, uke Barnett, unremarkable, Zoe Trilling

JB AND THE CHOP DO: AMITYVILLE EXORCISM (2017) FOUL AND REPELLENT

February 3, 2017 by theipc

SO… I had to look up new synonyms for horrible for this thing… I found things like: dreadful, awful, terrible, shocking, appalling, horrifying, horrific, horrendous, horrid, hideous, grisly, ghastly, gruesome, gory, harrowing, heinous, vile, unspeakable; nightmarish, macabre, spine-chilling, blood-curdling; loathsome, monstrous, abhorrent, hateful, hellish, execrable, abominable, atrocious, sickening, foul as well as: nasty, horrid, disagreeable, unpleasant, detestable, awful, dreadful, terrible, appalling, frightful, godawful foul, repulsive, repugnant, repellent, ghastly; obnoxious, hateful, odious, hideous, objectionable, insufferable, vile, loathsome, abhorrent; In the end, […]

Categories: 2016, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, FUCKING TERRIBLE, JB & THE CHOP, Nothing, One Top Hat • Tags: a babysitter locked in the closet, a terrible pile of shit, Amityville 3-D, amityville 4: the evil escapes, amityville exorcism, Amityville: A New Generation (1993), Amityville: The Demon, Andrew Douglas, Andrew Prine, asshole father, blood dripping walls, Boobs, braces, Brandy Gold, Burt Young, bushy bears, candle wax, Candy Clark, Casey Campbell, Cassandra Gava, cheetos, Chloe Grace Moretz, David Naughton, Dawna Wightman, demon in a well, Demons, Devin Clark, Diane Franklin, don't put you're hand in the fucking garbage disposal idiot, elevators, evil cats, Flies, Fredric Lehne, fuck continuity in its butthole, Fucking Stupid, ghost sex, Gracie Largent, GUNS, hangings, haunted mirrors, Helen Hughes, Helen Shaver, holes to hell, incest, Insane Asylum, Jack Magner, James Brolin, james brolin's nuts, James Carolus, James Olson, Jane Wyatt, Jeff Kirkendall, Jimmy Bennett, Julia Nickson, Kim Coates, Lala Sloatman, Lin Shaye, lois lane's boobs, lois lane's butt, Lori Loughlin, Margot Kidder, Marie DeLorenzo, Meg Ryan, Melissa George, microfiche, miserable graphics, more blood dripping walls, more flies, not even in amityville, overalls, patty duke, Philip Baker Hall, Piper Kennedy, possessed lamp, Rachel Nichols, Richard Roundtree, Robert Joy, Robert Rusler, Rod Steiger, ronald reagan, Ross Partridge, Rutanya Alda, RYAN REYNOLDS, Sandor Stern. Patty Duke, Satan and his Buddies, satanic wood, scary houses, shotguns, Side Boob, smoking, squish squish squish, super gramma, terrible 90s hairdos, Terry O'Quinn, Tess Harper, The Amityville Curse (1989), the amityville haunting, The Amityville Horror (1979), The Amityville Horror (2005), the amityville playhouse, the guy from the stepfather, tight underwear, Tony Roberts, turd monster, two sex scenes, uke Barnett, Zoe Trilling

JB AND THE CHOP DO: AMITYVILLE TERROR (2016) A RETURN TO THE ABYSS

January 27, 2017 by theipc

Today, young JB and I return to the abyss and bear witness to the atrocity that is a newish movie in the Amityville franchise. Do you remember that time you and your buddy went to that bar and spent all of your money and then had to go clean up some guy’s beer-puke for a free pitcher of beer?? Is this worse than that? Click the sorry looking pic below to find out!

Categories: 2016, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, FUCKING TERRIBLE, JB & THE CHOP, Nothing, One Top Hat • Tags: a babysitter locked in the closet, a terrible pile of shit, Amityville 3-D, amityville 4: the evil escapes, amityville terror, Amityville: A New Generation (1993), Amityville: The Demon, Andrew Douglas, Andrew Prine, asshole father, blood dripping walls, Boobs, braces, Brandy Gold, Burt Young, bushy bears, candle wax, Candy Clark, Casey Campbell, Cassandra Gava, cheetos, Chloe Grace Moretz, David Naughton, Dawna Wightman, demon in a well, Demons, Devin Clark, Diane Franklin, don't put you're hand in the fucking garbage disposal idiot, elevators, evil cats, Flies, Fredric Lehne, fuck continuity in its butthole, Fucking Stupid, ghost sex, Gracie Largent, GUNS, hangings, haunted mirrors, Helen Hughes, Helen Shaver, holes to hell, incest, Insane Asylum, Jack Magner, James Brolin, james brolin's nuts, James Olson, Jane Wyatt, Jimmy Bennett, Julia Nickson, Kaiwi Lyman-Mersereau, Kim Coates, Kim Nielsen, Lala Sloatman, Lin Shaye, lois lane's boobs, lois lane's butt, Lori Loughlin, Margot Kidder, Meg Ryan, Melissa George, microfiche, miserable graphics, more blood dripping walls, more flies, Nicole Tompkins, not even in amityville, over the table banging, overalls, patty duke, Philip Baker Hall, Piper Kennedy, possessed lamp, Rachel Nichols, Richard Roundtree, Robert Joy, Robert Rusler, Rod Steiger, ronald reagan, Ross Partridge, Rutanya Alda, RYAN REYNOLDS, Sandor Stern. Patty Duke, Satan and his Buddies, satanic roses, scary houses, shotguns, Side Boob, smoking, super gramma, terrible 90s hairdos, Terrible CGI, Terry O'Quinn, Tess Harper, The Amityville Curse (1989), the amityville haunting, The Amityville Horror (1979), The Amityville Horror (2005), the amityville playhouse, the fucking flies, the guy from the stepfather, tight underwear, Tony Roberts, turd monster, two sex scenes, uke Barnett, Zoe Trilling

THE AMITYVILLE PLAYHOUSE (2015) A REAL PIECE OF SHIT

June 24, 2016 by theipc

I don’t get as many people coming by here as I used to – but – for the four of you who still do, you may remember when JB (Zoë) and I tackled entire movie franchises. Due to certain betrothals and changes of employment, we let one slip off of our radar BUT – 13 months later……… we’re fucking back!!! And this movie fucking sucked!! Click the poster above to witness how our suffering ends! And don’t worry, there’s free […]

Categories: 2016, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, FUCKING TERRIBLE, JB & THE CHOP, Nothing, One Top Hat • Tags: a babysitter locked in the closet, a terrible pile of shit, Amityville 3-D, amityville 4: the evil escapes, Amityville: A New Generation (1993), Amityville: The Demon, Andrew Douglas, Andrew Prine, asshole father, blood dripping walls, Boobs, braces, Brandy Gold, Burt Young, bushy bears, candle wax, Candy Clark, Casey Campbell, Cassandra Gava, cheetos, Chloe Grace Moretz, David Naughton, Dawna Wightman, demon in a well, Demons, Devin Clark, Diane Franklin, don't put you're hand in the fucking garbage disposal idiot, elevators, evil cats, Flies, Fredric Lehne, fuck continuity in its butthole, Fucking Stupid, ghost sex, Gracie Largent, GUNS, hangings, haunted mirrors, Helen Hughes, Helen Shaver, holes to hell, incest, Insane Asylum, Jack Magner, James Brolin, james brolin's nuts, James Olson, Jane Wyatt, Jimmy Bennett, Julia Nickson, Kim Coates, Lala Sloatman, Lin Shaye, lois lane's boobs, lois lane's butt, Lori Loughlin, Margot Kidder, Meg Ryan, Melissa George, microfiche, miserable graphics, more blood dripping walls, more flies, not even in amityville, overalls, patty duke, Philip Baker Hall, Piper Kennedy, possessed lamp, Rachel Nichols, Richard Roundtree, Robert Joy, Robert Rusler, Rod Steiger, ronald reagan, Ross Partridge, Rutanya Alda, RYAN REYNOLDS, Sandor Stern. Patty Duke, Satan and his Buddies, scary houses, shotguns, Side Boob, smoking, super gramma, terrible 90s hairdos, Terry O'Quinn, Tess Harper, The Amityville Curse (1989), the amityville haunting, The Amityville Horror (1979), The Amityville Horror (2005), the amityville playhouse, the guy from the stepfather, tight underwear, Tony Roberts, turd monster, two sex scenes, uke Barnett, Zoe Trilling

SPACE STATION 76 (2014) FIVE HARVEY WALLBANGERS

April 25, 2016 by theipc

I’ve been struggling with how to go about this piece – I know people always give other people shit for giving something top marks but I always find the need to remind The Good and Beloved Reader that I am not a movie critic and this place doesn’t exist to embrace the fields of movie canon with shit about Academy Award nominated “films”. This place was designed to talk shit about shit movies in public and not on my friend […]

Categories: 2016, 70s, Boobs, Drive - In, Excitement, Five Top Hats, Grindhouse, I LOVED IT, THREE'S CUMPANY • Tags: Anna Sophia Berglund, asteroids, bell bottoms, Boobs, Butts, doc-bot, floppy torpedoes, harvey wallbangers, i fucking loved this movie, Jack Plotnick, jerry o'connell, Kali Rocha, Katherine Ann McGregor, Kylie Rogers, LIV TYLER, Marisa Coughlan, mascara, Matt Bomer, no bras, Patrick Wilson, servo-bots, smoking, space station 76, The Sex, Weed, wicked ass wallpaper

THE PLANET OF THE APES SAGA: A SHOCKING STORY OF INTERSPECIES LOVE, BETRAYAL, DECEPTION AND MURDER!!! part 5

October 7, 2015 by theipc

A SERIOUSLY SUPER SPECIAL THANKS TO DAVID OF THATMOMENTIN.COM FOR CREATING AND PROVIDING OUR FEATURED IMAGE FOR THIS SERIES!!!! (BATTLE FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES – 1973) As our story concludes…. Having repopulated the planet with filthy ape babies, who are now fully grown and “of age” for consensual sex, Caesar and his wife, Lisa, have become bored, lost in the doldrums of family life, discontent with the mundane. Coffee in the morning… sex before pancakes and ape eggs… […]

Categories: 2015, 60s, 70s, Boobs, Four Top Hats, JIZZ, No Boobs, WHY??? • Tags: an IPC Pulp Series, ape dongs, ape tits, apeonauts, apes, battle for the planet of the apes, beneath the planet of the apes 1970, Charlton Heston, conquest of the planet of the apes 1972, cornelius, david watson, Don Murray, dr zaius, escape from the planet of the apes, filthy apes, get your hands off me, Giallorama!, human city, James Franciscus, john randolph, kim fuller, Kim Hunter, linda harrison nova, Maurice Evans, natalie trundy, new york city, roddy mcdowell, romance, sal mineo, scotch, Sex, slave girls, smoking, swingers, taylor, THE BOOFS, the planet of the apes 1968, the planet of the apes series, zira

THE PLANET OF THE APES SAGA: A SHOCKING STORY OF INTERSPECIES LOVE, BETRAYAL, DECEPTION AND MURDER!!! part 4

September 25, 2015 by theipc

A SERIOUSLY SUPER SPECIAL THANKS TO DAVID OF THATMOMENTIN.COM FOR CREATING AND PROVIDING OUR FEATURED IMAGE FOR THIS SERIES!!!! (CONQUEST OF THE PLANET OF THE APES – 1972) As our story continues…. The aftermath of his wife Zira’s death found Cornelius suffering as no ape ever had in the history of filthy apes. Who was his son’s father?? She banged SO many humans it could have been anyone, the most likely candidate would be that fucking asshole butler from their high […]

Categories: 2015, 60s, 70s, Boobs, Four Top Hats, JIZZ, No Boobs, WHY??? • Tags: an IPC Pulp Series, ape dongs, ape tits, apeonauts, apes, beneath the planet of the apes 1970, Charlton Heston, conquest of the planet of the apes 1972, cornelius, david watson, Don Murray, dr zaius, escape from the planet of the apes, filthy apes, get your hands off me, human city, James Franciscus, john randolph, kim fuller, Kim Hunter, linda harrison nova, Maurice Evans, natalie trundy, new york city, roddy mcdowell, romance, sal mineo, scotch, Sex, slave girls, smoking, swingers, taylor, the planet of the apes 1968, the planet of the apes series, zira

THE PLANET OF THE APES SAGA: A SHOCKING STORY OF INTERSPECIES LOVE, BETRAYAL, DECEPTION AND MURDER!!! part 3

September 18, 2015 by theipc

A SERIOUSLY SUPER SPECIAL THANKS TO DAVID OF THATMOMENTIN.COM FOR CREATING AND PROVIDING OUR FEATURED IMAGE FOR THIS SERIES!!!! (ESCAPE FROM THE PLANET OF THE APES – 1971) As our story continues…. The aftermath of last week’s furious and legendary four-way between man, woman and filthy apes finds Dr Zaius deceased. Apparently his ape heart and ape blood riddled with Quaaludes couldn’t withstand the five hour pounding he took from the hands and pelvis of The Bearded Man, Chaffed and scarred […]

Categories: 2015, 60s, 70s, Boobs, Four Top Hats, JIZZ, No Boobs, WHY??? • Tags: an IPC Pulp Series, ape dongs, ape tits, apeonauts, apes, beneath the planet of the apes 1970, Charlton Heston, cornelius, david watson, dr zaius, escape from the planet of the apes, filthy apes, get your hands off me, human city, James Franciscus, kim fuller, Kim Hunter, linda harrison nova, Maurice Evans, new york city, roddy mcdowell, romance, sal mineo, scotch, Sex, slave girls, smoking, swingers, taylor, the planet of the apes 1968, the planet of the apes series, zira

THE PLANET OF THE APES SAGA: A SHOCKING STORY OF INTERSPECIES LOVE, BETRAYAL, DECEPTION AND MURDER!!! part 2

September 11, 2015 by theipc

A SERIOUSLY SUPER SPECIAL THANKS TO DAVID OF THATMOMENTIN.COM FOR CREATING AND PROVIDING OUR FEATURED IMAGE FOR THIS SERIES!!!! (BENEATH THE PLANET OF THE APES – 1970) As our story continues, Zira, just like a typical WomApe, has used, abused and cast out her lover like a bad ham, without even a fucking thank you for his time and services, servicing her many sexual deviancies and lusty desires. Not even an “atta boy” for pounding away on her Apeness for […]

Categories: 2015, 60s, 70s, Boobs, Four Top Hats, JIZZ, No Boobs, WHY??? • Tags: an IPC Pulp Series, ape dongs, ape tits, apes, beneath the planet of the apes 1970, Charlton Heston, cornelius, david watson, dr zaius, filthy apes, get your hands off me, James Franciscus, kim fuller, Kim Hunter, linda harrison nova, Maurice Evans, new york city, roddy mcdowell, romance, scotch, Sex, slave girls, smoking, taylor, the planet of the apes 1968, the planet of the apes series, zira

THE PLANET OF THE APES SAGA: A SHOCKING STORY OF INTERSPECIES LOVE, BETRAYAL, DECEPTION AND MURDER!!! part 1

September 4, 2015 by theipc

A SERIOUSLY SUPER SPECIAL THANKS TO DAVID OF THATMOMENTIN.COM FOR CREATING AND PROVIDING OUR FEATURED IMAGE FOR THIS SERIES!! (PLANET OF THE APES – 1968) Our story begins back in 1968 when a middle aged houseape is home doing the laundry, making cocktails for later, baking a turkey in the oven and doing normal things every womape should do back in the 60s. “Womapes know their place”, her apron reads. While ironing her husbape’s underwear and socks, flipping […]

Categories: 2015, 60s, Four Top Hats, JIZZ, No Boobs • Tags: an IPC Pulp Series, ape dongs, ape tits, apes, Charlton Heston, filthy apes, get your hands off me, kim fuller, linda harrison nova, new york city, roddy mcdowell, romance, scotch, Sex, slave girls, smoking, taylor, the planet of the apes 1968, the planet of the apes series

THE AMITYVILLE ASYLUM (2013) BULLSHIT

May 29, 2015 by theipc

This is it!!!! The end of the line!!!!! Today our project ends and we move on to other things! Is it bittersweet??? Do we shed tears of joy or sadness? Do we embrace each other in fond farewell or leave pissed??? Click the poster above to find out!!! Since this is ending and the summer approaches – do we still want to do Shitfest in July?? I’m all for it but it takes contributions from YOU to make it work!! […]

Categories: 2015, FUCKING TERRIBLE, HUH???, JB & THE CHOP • Tags: a babysitter locked in the closet, a terrible pile of shit, Amityville 3-D, amityville 4: the evil escapes, Amityville: A New Generation (1993), Amityville: The Demon, Andrew Douglas, Andrew Prine, asshole father, blood dripping walls, Boobs, braces, Brandy Gold, Burt Young, bushy bears, candle wax, Candy Clark, Casey Campbell, Cassandra Gava, cheetos, Chloe Grace Moretz, David Naughton, Dawna Wightman, demon in a well, Demons, Devin Clark, Diane Franklin, don't put you're hand in the fucking garbage disposal idiot, elevators, evil cats, Flies, Fredric Lehne, fuck continuity in its butthole, Fucking Stupid, ghost sex, Gracie Largent, GUNS, hangings, haunted mirrors, Helen Hughes, Helen Shaver, holes to hell, incest, Insane Asylum, Jack Magner, James Brolin, james brolin's nuts, James Olson, Jane Wyatt, Jimmy Bennett, Julia Nickson, Kim Coates, Lala Sloatman, Lin Shaye, lois lane's boobs, lois lane's butt, Lori Loughlin, Margot Kidder, Meg Ryan, Melissa George, microfiche, miserable graphics, more blood dripping walls, more flies, not even in amityville, overalls, patty duke, Philip Baker Hall, Piper Kennedy, possessed lamp, Rachel Nichols, Richard Roundtree, Robert Joy, Robert Rusler, Rod Steiger, ronald reagan, Ross Partridge, Rutanya Alda, RYAN REYNOLDS, Sandor Stern. Patty Duke, Satan and his Buddies, scary houses, shotguns, Side Boob, smoking, super gramma, terrible 90s hairdos, Terry O'Quinn, Tess Harper, The Amityville Curse (1989), the amityville haunting, The Amityville Horror (1979), The Amityville Horror (2005), the guy from the stepfather, tight underwear, Tony Roberts, turd monster, two sex scenes, uke Barnett, Zoe Trilling

THE AMITYVILLE HAUNTING (2011) A REAL PILE OF SHIT

May 22, 2015 by theipc

Want to read about one of the worst movies ever made in the history of mankind? Click above!!! FUCK THIS MOVIE AND FUCK THIS KID!

Categories: 2015, Boobs, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, Found Footage, FUCKING TERRIBLE, Ghosts, JB & THE CHOP, Nothing, One Top Hat, SATAN!, WHY??? • Tags: a babysitter locked in the closet, a terrible pile of shit, Amityville 3-D, amityville 4: the evil escapes, Amityville: A New Generation (1993), Amityville: The Demon, Andrew Douglas, Andrew Prine, asshole father, blood dripping walls, Boobs, braces, Brandy Gold, Burt Young, bushy bears, candle wax, Candy Clark, Casey Campbell, Cassandra Gava, cheetos, Chloe Grace Moretz, David Naughton, Dawna Wightman, demon in a well, Demons, Devin Clark, Diane Franklin, don't put you're hand in the fucking garbage disposal idiot, elevators, evil cats, Flies, Fredric Lehne, fuck continuity in its butthole, Fucking Stupid, ghost sex, Gracie Largent, GUNS, hangings, haunted mirrors, Helen Hughes, Helen Shaver, holes to hell, incest, Insane Asylum, Jack Magner, James Brolin, james brolin's nuts, James Olson, Jane Wyatt, Jimmy Bennett, Julia Nickson, Kim Coates, Lala Sloatman, Lin Shaye, lois lane's boobs, lois lane's butt, Lori Loughlin, Margot Kidder, Meg Ryan, Melissa George, microfiche, miserable graphics, more blood dripping walls, more flies, not even in amityville, overalls, patty duke, Philip Baker Hall, Piper Kennedy, possessed lamp, Rachel Nichols, Richard Roundtree, Robert Joy, Robert Rusler, Rod Steiger, ronald reagan, Ross Partridge, Rutanya Alda, RYAN REYNOLDS, Sandor Stern. Patty Duke, Satan and his Buddies, scary houses, shotguns, Side Boob, smoking, super gramma, terrible 90s hairdos, Terry O'Quinn, Tess Harper, The Amityville Curse (1989), the amityville haunting, The Amityville Horror (1979), The Amityville Horror (2005), the guy from the stepfather, tight underwear, Tony Roberts, turd monster, two sex scenes, uke Barnett, Zoe Trilling

THE AMITYVILLE HORROR (2005) FOUR MELISSA GEORGES

May 15, 2015 by theipc

*NSFW NSFW* WOOO HOOOOO!!! It’s Friday and we get to look at something GOOD for a change!! Join us as we take a very serious and detailed look at the 2005 remake with Ryan Reynolds and Melissa George. The GIF below doesn’t happen in this movie but how could I NOT post that??? (I really liked this move BTW) Click the poster! On another note – if you care – look for maybe another post this afternoon (U.S. time). I […]

Categories: 2015, Four Top Hats, Ghosts, I LOVED IT, JB & THE CHOP, Population Sample, SATAN! • Tags: a babysitter locked in the closet, Amityville 3-D, amityville 4: the evil escapes, Amityville: A New Generation (1993), Amityville: The Demon, Andrew Douglas, Andrew Prine, asshole father, blood dripping walls, Boobs, braces, Brandy Gold, Burt Young, bushy bears, candle wax, Candy Clark, Cassandra Gava, cheetos, Chloe Grace Moretz, David Naughton, Dawna Wightman, demon in a well, Demons, Diane Franklin, don't put you're hand in the fucking garbage disposal idiot, elevators, evil cats, Flies, Fredric Lehne, fuck continuity in its butthole, Fucking Stupid, ghost sex, GUNS, hangings, haunted mirrors, Helen Hughes, Helen Shaver, holes to hell, incest, Insane Asylum, Jack Magner, James Brolin, james brolin's nuts, James Olson, Jane Wyatt, Jimmy Bennett, Julia Nickson, Kim Coates, Lala Sloatman, Lin Shaye, lois lane's boobs, lois lane's butt, Lori Loughlin, Margot Kidder, Meg Ryan, Melissa George, microfiche, miserable graphics, more blood dripping walls, more flies, not even in amityville, overalls, patty duke, Philip Baker Hall, possessed lamp, Rachel Nichols, Richard Roundtree, Robert Joy, Robert Rusler, Rod Steiger, ronald reagan, Ross Partridge, Rutanya Alda, RYAN REYNOLDS, Sandor Stern. Patty Duke, Satan and his Buddies, scary houses, shotguns, Side Boob, smoking, super gramma, terrible 90s hairdos, Terry O'Quinn, Tess Harper, The Amityville Curse (1989), The Amityville Horror (1979), The Amityville Horror (2005), the guy from the stepfather, tight underwear, Tony Roberts, turd monster, two sex scenes, Zoe Trilling

AMITYVILLE: DOLLHOUSE (1996)

May 8, 2015 by theipc

Ever read a movie review by someone who hasn’t seen the movie?? Ever wanted to see Eric Foreman’s sisters tits???? If so – click the poster above to rock out with your balls out!!!

Categories: 2015, Boobs, JB & THE CHOP, Movie Reviews, SATAN! • Tags: a babysitter locked in the closet, Allen Cutler, Amityville 3-D, amityville 4: the evil escapes, Amityville: A New Generation (1993), Amityville: Dollhouse (1996), Amityville: The Demon, Andrew Prine, asshole father, blood dripping walls, Boobs, braces, Brandy Gold, Burt Young, bushy bears, candle wax, Candy Clark, Cassandra Gava, cheetos, David Naughton, Dawna Wightman, demon in a well, Demons, Diane Franklin, don't put you're hand in the fucking garbage disposal idiot, elevators, evil cats, Flies, Fredric Lehne, fuck continuity in its butthole, Fucking Stupid, ghost sex, GUNS, hangings, haunted mirrors, Helen Hughes, Helen Shaver, holes to hell, incest, Insane Asylum, Jack Magner, James Brolin, james brolin's nuts, James Olson, Jane Wyatt, Julia Nickson, Kim Coates, Lala Sloatman, Lin Shaye, Lisa Robin Kelly, lois lane's boobs, lois lane's butt, Lori Loughlin, Margot Kidder, Meg Ryan, microfiche, miserable graphics, more blood dripping walls, more flies, not even in amityville, overalls, patty duke, possessed lamp, Richard Roundtree, Robert Joy, Robert Rusler, Robin Thomas Grossman, Rod Steiger, ronald reagan, Ross Partridge, Rutanya Alda, Sandor Stern. Patty Duke, Satan and his Buddies, scary houses, shotguns, Side Boob, smoking, Starr Andreeff, super gramma, terrible 90s hairdos, Terry O'Quinn, Tess Harper, The Amityville Curse (1989), The Amityville Horror (1979), the guy from the stepfather, tight underwear, Tony Roberts, turd monster, two sex scenes, Zoe Trilling

LET’S KILL WARD’S WIFE (2014) THREE + TOP HATS

May 5, 2015 by theipc

Ward’s wife is a bitch and everyone hates her. She treats Ward like a cunt and berates him in front of his friends and family. She smokes while she breastfeeds and throws things at him while he’s taking a shit. One day someone says “We should kill her and bury her and make all of our lives easier.” It’s no spoiler that one day, someone does just that. What follows is a very low budget VERY BAD THINGS that is […]

Categories: 2015, Boobs, Drama, Movie Reviews, Three Top Hats, WOAH! • Tags: Amy Acker, Ava Carpinello, birthday cake, Butts, chimneys, chopping up a body, Dagmara Dominczyk, Donald Faison, Greg Grunberg, James Carpinello, Jeanine Harrington, Jennifer McComb, let's kill ward's wife movie review, Marika Dominczyk, Murder!!, Nicollette Sheridan, No Boobs, nosy cops, Patrick Wilson, Reid Cox, Scott Foley, Sex, smoking, thighs, toilets, Underwear, Veronika Dominczyk

AMITYVILLE: A NEW GENERATION (1993) TWO POSSESSED MIRRORS

May 1, 2015 by theipc

HAPPY FRIDAY!!! Happy May!! It’s Amityville 7 time…. Do we yell “Mayday” and give up on the ship??? Do we press on and finish up this shit franchise??? Does the woman in the grainy still below get her tits out??? Does anyone wear overalls without a shirt??? Does anyone eat turkey??? Only we know so you’ll have to click the poster above to find out!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

Categories: 2015, 90s, Boobs, Ghosts, HUH???, JB & THE CHOP, Nothing, SATAN!, Two Top Hats, WHY??? • Tags: a babysitter locked in the closet, Amityville 3-D, amityville 4: the evil escapes, Amityville: A New Generation (1993), Amityville: The Demon, Andrew Prine, asshole father, blood dripping walls, Boobs, braces, Brandy Gold, Burt Young, bushy bears, candle wax, Candy Clark, Cassandra Gava, cheetos, David Naughton, Dawna Wightman, demon in a well, Demons, Diane Franklin, don't put you're hand in the fucking garbage disposal idiot, elevators, evil cats, Flies, Fredric Lehne, fuck continuity in its butthole, Fucking Stupid, ghost sex, GUNS, hangings, haunted mirrors, Helen Hughes, Helen Shaver, holes to hell, incest, Insane Asylum, Jack Magner, James Brolin, james brolin's nuts, James Olson, Jane Wyatt, Julia Nickson, Kim Coates, Lala Sloatman, Lin Shaye, lois lane's boobs, lois lane's butt, Lori Loughlin, Margot Kidder, Meg Ryan, microfiche, miserable graphics, more blood dripping walls, more flies, not even in amityville, overalls, patty duke, possessed lamp, Richard Roundtree, Robert Joy, Robert Rusler, Rod Steiger, ronald reagan, Ross Partridge, Rutanya Alda, Sandor Stern. Patty Duke, Satan and his Buddies, scary houses, shotguns, Side Boob, smoking, super gramma, terrible 90s hairdos, Terry O'Quinn, Tess Harper, The Amityville Curse (1989), The Amityville Horror (1979), the guy from the stepfather, tight underwear, Tony Roberts, turd monster, two sex scenes, Zoe Trilling

AMITYVILLE 1992: IT’S ABOUT TIME (1992) THREE UNDRESSED CHICKS ON MODEL TRAIN TRACKS

April 24, 2015 by theipc

It’s Friday! Let’s do this shit!! Click the poster above to see just what the fuck is going on on that train set!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! #hauntedorgasm Hey!! Look for a special second post from me later today if you feel like it : )

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THE AMITYVILLE CURSE (1989) TERRIBLE

April 17, 2015 by theipc

Another happy Friday!!! Today we discuss the terrible Amityville 5 movie – a movie filled with Canadians, corrupt priests and a man you will absolutely hate within five seconds of seeing him onscreen! Want to know what the image below is all about?? Just click on that fucking terrible poster above!

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88 (2014) TWO TOP HATS

April 14, 2015 by theipc

I was (and always am) looking around for movies to watch and came across this thing on iTunes and my loins eyes are always eager to watch anything with Katharine Isabelle in it, so I checked out the trailer and it looked good so I gave it a rent. Here’s the plot from IMDB: “A young woman comes to in a roadside diner with no idea where she is or how she got there. Split between two timelines, she gets […]

Categories: 2015, Action, Boobs, BOOOOOOOORING!!!!, HUH???, I'm Stupid, Thriller, Two Top Hats, WHY??? • Tags: 88 (2014) movie review, April Mullen, boobs but not katharine isabelle's boobs, CHRISTOPHER LLOYD, guy with blue eyeball, Katharine Isabelle, katharine isabelle pissing, Not Very Good, panties, short skirts, smoking, someone says "suck my tits", Strippers, stupid split timeline, Tim Doiron

HALF ASS REVIEWS: JOHN WICK AND BIRDMAN

April 13, 2015 by theipc

JOHN WICK (2014) Keanu Reeve’s embalmed, schlacked and decapitated head stars as a retired time bomb, just wanting to relax and chill, Point Break-style, with his time bomb wife. Unfortunately, one night, after some rousing Bed-Sheet Be-Bop, he really ignites her wick and she blows to smithereens all over the bedroom, the bed sheets, the windows and the dog. Really, really mad, the bomb puts on a fake beard and goes around killing Russians and everyone else by blowing himself up inside […]

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EVERLY (2014) THREE TOP HATS

March 25, 2015 by theipc

I really wanted to like this movie – I wanted to like it a LOT and come out here and sing songs about it and pump you up for it and try and help make these guys some money because I like the guys who made this and the concept of busty and hot Salma Hayek running around half clothed, killing everyone seemed like this would be right up my alley. But I can’t, because I am all about honesty […]

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HALF ASS REVIEWS: NON-STOP AND LONE SURVIVOR

March 16, 2015 by theipc

Well, here we are and Shitfest is over, for the most part. LAMENT LAMENT LAMENT!!! CRY CRY CRY!!!! But, I suppose, we must put our chins up and press on. I’ve done these types of posts before but, I believe, I am going to try and do them regularly. I’m thinking about every Monday. I don’t know if you’ll like them or not but I kind of like writing them so, maybe they’ll help alleviate our Monday Blues and Hangover Poops. […]

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the ipc double take featuring the sporadic chronicles of a beginner blogger: drive (2011)

January 29, 2015 by Zoë

Look at this!! A Double Take!!! This time with the lovely and talented Zoë from The Sporadic Chronicles of a Beginner Blogger!!!! YAY!!!!! These don’t happen very often but when they do – they’re a lot of fun!!! In this series, I and a friend take on The Classics. If you ever want to participate in one of these, just let me know and, if you wanted to read some fantastic writing by people other than me, you could check out […]

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Isaacs Picture Conclusions

An Honest Review from an Honest (and Gassy) Guy (who doesn't take things too seriously)