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THE SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER OPENING CEREMONY!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

June 30, 2014 by theipc

SET YOUR CLOCKS AND BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES!! SHITFEST STARTS TOMORROW!! WE’VE GOT SOME GREAT SHIT LINED UP ALREADY BUT WE STILL HAVE ROOM FOR MORE!! IF YOU’VE BEEN SCARED TO SEND ME SOMETHING CHECK OUT WHAT WE HAVE COMING UP OVER THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND GRAB YOURSELF BY THE SACK AND SEND THEM IN!! At the end of the festival we’ll all get together and vote on our favorite entries! You’ll send me an email with your five […]

Categories: 2014, Action, Boobs, Death and Destruction, Drive - In, Excitement, FUCKING TERRIBLE, SATAN!, SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER • Tags: Boobs Boobs Boobs, SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER, SHITFEST FOREVER!!, YOU PEOPLE ROCK MY LAME ASS!!!

THE SHITFEST SHITFEST SOCIAL!

June 27, 2014 by theipc

Hi everyone!! Looks like the time has been set for: FRIDAY JULY 11th at 2:00 US Central time Is anyone still in?? It also looks like he votes have been cast and the winner is – DUM DUM DUUMMMMMMMMMMM AXE GIANT THE WRATH OF PAUL BUNYAN 25.93% (7 votes) (Sorry Gary) BUT WAIT!!!!! WHAT???? We have an opportunity for a later viewing too!!! And it might not even be THIS movie!! Someone is teetering on hosting a second Social that […]

Categories: 2014, Boobs, Excitement, SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER, Uncategorized • Tags: Boobs, SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER, YOU PEOPLE ROCK MY LAME ASS!!!

SHITFEST 2014: WINTER ~ MAMA (2013)

February 21, 2014 by theipc

BY: Alrighty, I am back for another Shitfest outing! Yay! However, the content that comprises of Shitfest is not always so exciting. So let us move on to my entry and the reasons behind it. Mama… I had so many people raving about it (that probably did not help the film’s predicament), telling me that I had to get on it; it was theoretically really awesome and scary and blah, blah, blah. Well, let me tell you, the day I […]

Categories: 2014, FUCKING TERRIBLE, Ghosts, HUH???, No Boobs, Nothing, SHITFEST 2014: WINTER, WHY??? • Tags: Jessica Chastain, LONG LIVE SHITFEST!!!, MAMA MOVIE REVIEW, MISERY AND PAIN, No Boobs, SHITFEST WINTER, SOME OTHER CHICK, Terrible, THANKS SATAN!, THE DUDE FROM GAME OF THRONES, THE SPORADIC CHRONICLES OF A BEGINNER BLOGGER, YOU PEOPLE ROCK MY LAME ASS!!!, ZUTS

SHITFEST 2014: WINTER ~ 100 DEGREES BELOW ZERO (2013)

February 18, 2014 by theipc

BY: 100 Degrees Below Zero (2013) Director: R.D. Braunstein Cast: Jeff Fahey, Sara Malakul Lane, Marc Ewins, John Rhys-Davies, Ivan Kamaras, Judit Fekete Triggered by a volcanic eruption in Iceland, a chain reaction happens and a bunch of volcanoes erupt also. This is earlier than planned according to a Dr. Goldschein and he has to make new calculations as to how fast this will progress and to what degree. It turns out the eruptions have caused a huge ash cloud […]

Categories: 2014, HUH???, Movie Reviews, No Boobs, Nothing, SHITFEST 2014: WINTER, WHY??? • Tags: 100 DEGREES BELOW ZERO, Jeff Fahey, KIM @ TRANQUIL DREAMS, LONG LIVE SHITFEST!!!, Marc McKevitt Ewins, PRESUMABLY NO BOOBS, Sara Malakul Lane, Shitfest 2014: Winter, SHITFEST FUCKING ROCKS!!, THIS LOOKS SUCKY, YOU PEOPLE ROCK MY LAME ASS!!!

THE 2ND ANNUAL GOLDEN KATZ AWARDS: BLOGGING RESULTS

January 18, 2014 by theipc

I hope I don’t alarm anyone with a Saturday afternoon post but our friends over at THE CINEMATIC KATZENJAMMER released the blogging part of their 2014 GOLDEN KATZ AWARDS (click any of these black and gold images to head their way!!) earlier today and WHAT THE HELL?????? You voted for me for a couple of things and I WON???????????? WHAT?????? WHAT???????? *shits pants *faints *returns a few hours later with some beers and shots WHAT????? OOOOOHHHHH MYYYYY GODDDDDDDDD!!! NO WAY!!!! […]

Categories: 2014, Boobs, Excitement, Five Top Hats, Grindhouse, I LOVED IT, SHITFEST 2014: WINTER, Very Gory • Tags: Boobs, Boobs Boobs Boobs, LONG LIVE SHITFEST!!!, SHITFEST FOREVER!!, THE CINEMATIC KATZENJAMMER, THERE MAY BE A NEW FEATURE TOMORROW, YOU PEOPLE ROCK MY LAME ASS!!!