The Executives
E ISAACS
President and CEO
R ISAACS
President of Human Resources and The Zillion Times Better Half!
The Art Department
MARY
(the following is a real instant message chat)
EI: we need to get you and flash a bio for the staff page
EI: how about
EI: Mary is a short person who drinks a lot of coffee, eats disgusting oatmeal for breakfast and handles the three “S” words found around various places: Slugs, Snakes and the other word we cannot mention that rhymes with fiders.
Mary: I love it but do you have to be so harsh on the oatmeal??? LOL
Mary: you have to mention that i drink lots of coffee to combat my eternal struggle with tiredness LOLOL
EI: Done – go check it out
~ a week later ~
EI: I need to change your bio…
Mary: why?????????????
EI: I watched some terrible TV show this weekend about aquarium something
EI: and they were building one for an octopus
Mary: I’ve seen that!!
Mary: ooooooo
EI: It was disgusting and now I think I can add that to my list of scared ofs
Mary: I can handle those
EI: I swear it was looking at me with it’s F-ING eye through the TV
EI: shudder……
Mary: LOL I got it!!!
EI: thanks!!!!
Mary: why is it always so cold in here????????????
EI: lol
Mary: this place sux
THE FLASH
The Flash is a newish mom who basically seems to be in charge of yelling at me for no reason at random points in time.
E ISAACS
THE IPC BUSINESS CARD
THE SPACEMAN HAT
Research & Development (Contributors)
E ISAACS
LEMUEL SEVERANCE
“Lemuel Severance” is the pen name of one of my good friends, frequent collaborator and has the unfortunate position of having to read my unpublished fiction, looking at my white board / Excel diagrams and listening to me groan when sometimes a guy just needs to talk to another guy. The name is taken from his FINISHED screenplay (a western) that has yet to find production. Neither of us know why this pic turns sideways when you click on it, but we like it. He is also the reason behind the whole “top hat” thing, if you’ve ever been curious… I tried to kind of explain that here.
WEDNESDAY’S CHILD
Wednesday’s Child is a stay-at-home mom in a small town in Georgia who runs a very self-indulgent horror and cult movie blog. She lives for anger and frustration, and nightmares are the best part of her day.
TYSON
The first time I ever fell in love with a film was when I walked into a room and saw my family watching the Martin Scorsese masterpiece Casino. I’m sure I had sat through a whole host of kids films prior to this moment, but as soon as I saw Casino I felt different, almost as if my little mind started to realize that there was this new world of films out there that wasn’t aimed at children, and I began my quest to see as many of them as I could. Some of my favorite films of all time would be The Godfather, Goodfellas, Raging Bull, The Shining, The Deer Hunter, Casino, Pulp Fiction, I Saw The Devil, Drive……..the list goes on, but the underlying theme would be the more adult/violent orientated style of film and the majority would star my favorite actor of all time Robert De Niro. I have even set myself a quest to try and see every one of his films.
Many years later I decided to try and share my feelings and thoughts on the films I had seen in an effort to vent my opinion and hopefully meet some like-minded people along the way. I set up my own site Head in a Vice in June 2012, and I try to offer reviews on some of the more obscure horror and violent films in the attempt of unearthing some hidden gems for people. I also run a few projects to try and give my site a community style vibe, including my attempt to offer a review for all the IMDB’s Top 250 Films with the help of some cool guest reviewers, and my Desert Island Films project where people tell me the films they would take if they were going to be stuck on a desert island.
MARK WALKER
Mark Walker is a Scottish bad-ass who holds the world record for most triple twenties (67) in a row (that’s a Darts term). He’s also a wicked writer and I love his work over at his blog MARKED MOVIES. If you’ve never been there, you certainly should and don’t miss his “SIT DOWN SERIES” – they’re fucking insanely brilliant!! Oh and BTW – that’s his choice for his bio pic!
MISTY LAYNE
Misty is a professional writer over at the wonderful CINEMA SCHMINEMA site, as well as, I think seven or eight other places. She also claims to have eleven other jobs, never sleeps and doesn’t eat olives. THE IPC got really lucky to catch her with some spare time when she was willing to do some freelancing.
MR JIZZBUTT
MISTER JIZZBUTT used to be known as the Film Hipster and we had many wonderful adventures together. Unfortunately, he got busy tracking down and slaughtering deviant Hosers and disappeared for a year and a half. He seems to be back in a limited capacity and here’s to hoping he stays around!
ABBI O
Abbi lives in London but actually comes from South Africa. She claims that her day job is “Email Ninja” but we all know that she’s just made that up. She spends her spare time writing mostly angry reviews (at WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE) because although she loves the art of cinema she thinks most movies are crap. Her least favourite movie is Eat Pray Love. She regularly worships at the church of the IPC.
ZOE (JBSB IPJB)
Zoe is a short South African who is widely acclaimed for her work on THE SPORADIC CHRONICLES OF A BEGINNER BLOGGER. There, you can find treatises on movies, books, TV shows and life in general. When she’s not producing quality materials on her site, she can be found pillaging the high seas in her other life as a pirate. Her favorite quote? “This is It’s Design.”
LUKE ABBOTT (THE ORACLE OF FILM)
Weighed down by a crippling alcoholic problem and perversion towards trees, Luke Abbott somehow manages to remain in the blogging game, thanks to a great autocorrect system, a sense of humour impossible to resist and a British accent that makes him think he is Benedict Cumberbatch. Just with a lot more twitching… Luke can also be found at THE ORACLE OF FILM
Luke can also be found here:
ANNA | FILM GRIMOIRE
Anna – also known as the FILM GRIMOIRE can be found delivering delicious movie reviews, thoughts on documentaries and lurking outside your window at night. She hails from Australia and sacrifices her sleep regularly to participate in SHITFEST SOCIALS. We are also #soulies4ever and, even though she didn’t come see me when she was in the United States, I still am very fond of her.
CARA GALE
Cara Gale a.k.a. “Dark Cara” rules the realm of Silver Screen Serenade with her psychotic and malicious yet ever faithful IPC servant, Miguel the Shitfest trophy. By day, Cara is a government employee in southwestern Indiana who deals with a lot of angry old people. By night, she is a masked crime fighter/movie and TV blogger who just wants quality entertainment and world peace. She feels this isn’t asking for too much.
SMASH
SMASH is a rambunctious Canuck who loves pounding brewskis with her good time pals and destroying dance floors with her spastically awesome moves. When she’s sober enough to recall the night before, she can be found writing about her adventures over at Smashing Through Life! She is an eternal optimist, and as such, usually likes to kick it all bright and happy. But she has a temper, too. And sometimes, human pieces of garbage will provoke it. Usually when she’s riding the subway to work…
Vinnie is a dapper, dashing and daring movie blogger who aids the wonderful head of this site. He will watch pretty much anything and is open to suggestions. In other words he’s a valuable asset who is irreplaceable on this wonderful world of blogging.
EMMA (CLAM)
Emma (also fondly known as The Clam) is an introverted loud mouth from England with a weakness for horror films, lemonade and mash potatoes.
Emma reviews films and soundtracks over at EMMAKWALL.COM – and she is eternally grateful to The IPC for his unwavering support and friendship.
When she isn’t blogging Emma can be found napping, eating and talking to televisions. She really loves cats and kind of hates slugs. Her favourite film is From Dusk till Dawn.
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LIL PEE PEE
SCROTEY
MISTER PUBES
Chris here is one of my oldest and best friends who is the fucking latest (always running late) person ever to inhabit skin. I love him but shit, what the fuck?
INSPIRATIONS
BUB
TOOTS
TRIXITH
The 4th Doctor
The 5th Doctor
Cap
My Hero, Ron
The Alan Parsons Project
These Guys
Jeffrey Johnson
Letting you know that i nominated you for the versatile blogger award..enjoy your articles and greatly enjoy your very frank opinions on them, that also happen to be right =P
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Why – thank you very much!!
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Your very welcome =)
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Who is that cool dude snowboarding??!! I’ll tell you one thing, I bet he wiped out massively trying to land that jump whilst being semi-drunk and a first time snowboarder 🙂 Thanks for sticking up my (overly long – sorry about that!) bio Eric.
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Absolutely! Thank YOU!
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Who is that man with the glorious mustache posing with the dude in the spaceman hat? I want to give him a virtual high five for the face art.
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LOL HAHAHA That’s my friend Chris who I refer to as LIL PEE PEE. We got our Movember on last year and he kept his going until the new year. That’s me rocking the yoke shirt and the spaceman hat. A few years ago I bought that for a new year’s party and every year we all get loaded and take a bunch of pictures in it. I’ll let him know about the high five.
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Oh yes, you have mentioned him a time or two. Great pic!
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Why thank you!!
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Thanks for the follow
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You too, amigo!
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ole!
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SI!!!
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I made the right choice in following your blog. Let the fiesta commence!
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Hey – THANKS A LOT!!!!! We try and have some good fun around here and be creative and have a good time. If you ever want to be involved in some manner let me know! : )
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I would love to be involved (in a platonic manner). I dabbled in absurdity and snark with hints of brilliance.
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LOL and yes – platonic only!
Great!! We’ll see what we can come up with sometime! Nice to meet you.
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Great pics man! I have a better idea of what your looking for now. 🙂
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excellent!!
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Hey! You called me a professional writer! I don’t know if that’s entirely accurate but THANK YOU!!
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Hey!!! We here at THE IPC think you are!! Other people that have money just haven’t realized it yet!!!
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Well, I’m working on some super top secret things at the moment so hopefully those people with $ will realize soon enough! 😉
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I hope so!! (And then you can cut me a check for something : ) )
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EEEEEEEWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
That’s actually not a real shot of me, but it is my underwear.
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Brown with yellow swirls!!!
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Very nice and interactive blog site! Than you for following my site as well! All the best to you and your crew.
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Right back atcha!!
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Still not sure why I’m not listed here…
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HEY!! Good point!!
Send me a pic for your bio and a small write up and I’ll get you on there!! (I forget about this page sometime)
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Just keep in mind, it’s because I lurve you. ;P http://verbalspew.wordpress.com/2013/10/04/my-liebster-om-nom-noms/
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THANK YOU!!! And I LURVE you!!
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Hey Eric, I was looking for an email but couldn’t find it. I had a question about the Winter Shitfest. My email is on my Contact page – I don’t want to put it in the comments 😉 Send me you email and I’ll send my question….
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hey im out and about – you can send me something to ei@theipc.me please –
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😀 😀 Yes, yes I do so love this page. It is awesome. Great work Chop!
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MY Dear IJB,
Thank YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are the best JB ever!!
Love,
IPSC
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I am working on this NOW Pen! Sorry I’m a tortoise (slow slow slow!)
Love Mark’s picture, how can that Noddy doll actually look embarrassed?!!!! O _ o o _ O
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It’s OK, Dear Clam!!!! I’m slow as shit too!!!
Love Pen!!!
P.S. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
P. P. S. < 3 < 3 < 3 < 3 < 3 < 3
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Yay!!!!!! So glad you’re not cross with me, I panic sometimes I’m pissing everyone off lol
Love Clam!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Oh yeah and – xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
And – ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤
#extras
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I could NEVER be cross with you, dearest Clam! #never #neverever
Love Pen!!!
P.S. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
and O _ o o _ O
< 3 < 3 < 3 < 3 < 3 < 3
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Yay! Phew! Glad! Relieved!
#anfernee
#bibs
#pensforeverandeverandever
Dearest Pen!!!! ❤ ❤ ❤
Love Clam! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Dearest Clam!!!!
YESYESYEYESYYESYESYESYESYESYESYES
<3333333333333333333333
xxxXXXXXXXXXxxxxxxxxxxxXXXXXXXXXXX
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Thanks for letting me be part of staff Eric, I feel so honored.
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You got to it before I could tell you it was out here : )
Thank YOU!
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You’re the best you know that brother.
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Thank you so much, bossman!
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Just telling the truth Eric,
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You’re too kind!
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Thanks. I was thinking for ages of what image to have for this page, I mean I couldn’t have posted a peachy bum.
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I think you chose wisely!
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Appreciate you liking it.
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I’m signing off for the night Eric, gotta practice some moves.
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See ya!!
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Actually my moves and thong modelling can wait, I’m staying on here for a bit.
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Cool! I’m off to get some lunch!
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Talk soon bud.
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I keep reading back over this and thinking: this should totally be a sitcom.
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Maybe one day we can make it happen!
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