Every now and then we’ve gotten funny and had fun with the A/V club – since (mainly I) wanted to have them all in one place – here they are:
SOMETHING DIFFERENT: THE SEQUEL! (AN IPC PRODUCTION)
SOOOOOOO….. I started following another horror blogger a few weeks ago because her shit is great and, at some point, she sent something out regarding her VIDEO reviews and I watched some of them and they were pretty awesome. Watching those, I thought, man she’s got some balls doing that (no offense if you read this – I don’t mean to intend that you have balls) (but if you do that’s great too!) and that I couldn’t do something like that. But I DID also think “I would love to do a video thing or something for my place” but I’m stupid and don’t know how to do YouTube so I put it off for awhile until I saw that I could upload a video and insert it into my post. I also realized that this expensive “phone” i have has a wicked camera and a video so…. here we go.
Today I present the first ever IPC Video and I hope you like it and if even one person likes it I’ll probably do another one. It’s pretty short and very safe for work and, as long as no one throws lettuce and tomatoes at me, I am going to consider this: good stuff. BTW – I really don’t talk that slow in real life, I think I just didn’t know what I was doing.
OFFICE PERIL 2: THE WRATH OF K*** (AN IPC VIDEO PRODUCTION)
To preface this, I have a friend and coworker that lives somewhere were curbs and fences don’t exist who spends her days floating around in hot air balloons when not subjecting me to regular two hour conference meetings. She also has a habit of griping AT me for things that I don’t know I’ve done or not done (the story of my life) and normally ditches me at the last second when we have to go to uncomfortable meetings with unpleasant and hostile people. We still manage to get along and she’s my friend and all of that shit and I’ll be here to help and everything but we might have reached a point where things could get tricky.
We have an instant messaging system where we work and she regularly sends me this icon thing where one happy face guy slaps another happy face guy on the back of his head causing him pain – as in: she wants to hit me on my head but can’t do it because she works a million miles away. Since she can’t do that, now she’s conspired with her assassins to make my life pitiful and, like we see in many movies, I have to watch my back and look over my shoulder for the rest of my life.
Stacy – one thing to remember – I can get clever when I’m awake and I’m pointing my virtual finger at you, Bruiser. If you’re in the mood, check out this short
attempt at a snuff film video. When I look at this on my phone or iPad, the sound is great, but on the piece of shit they call a “computer” here at work, the sound is really low. This is totally “SFW” but at the very end there’s an expletive.
THE HOARDER (2012) (AN IPC VIDEO PRODUCTION)
Well, July 4th has come and gone and yours truly is sun burned, tired and generally hung over after spending an entire day at a swimming pool, drinking beer and jello shots, swimming and playing Bocce, so I think I am going to keep the exposition short, apologize for any drunken comments I posted on your blog last night (I actually had a LOT of fun yesterday) and let this speak for itself: